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It's pretty sad when the happiest part of that conversation
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Raising Buchanan

It's pretty sad when the happiestpart of that conversation was about soakingyour hands in...

It's pretty sad when the happiest
part of that conversation was about soaking
your hands in urine

Full Transcript

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It's pretty sad when the happiest part of that conversation
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was about soaking your hands in urine.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:56
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
You know how people talk about motivation, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
You know how people talk about motivation,
Sure, the famous "Carrot-and-Stick Horse Wagon Theorem." - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Sure, the famous "Carrot-and-Stick Horse Wagon Theorem....
Well, for as long as I can remember, - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Well, for as long as I can remember,
But I think I might have finally gotten hold of a carrot. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
But I think I might have finally gotten hold of a carrot.
I know how we can get my dad's mortgage back up to date, pay off all our bills, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
I know how we can get my dad's mortgage back up to date...
I know the media tends to sugarcoat those things to make them sound more fun - Raising Buchanan 00:07
I know the media tends to sugarcoat those things to make the...
- Why? - Because we have three things on our side: - Raising Buchanan 00:08
- Why? - Because we have three things on our side:
It uses the flowing water to turn the big paddle-wheel, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
It uses the flowing water to turn the big paddle-wheel,
Besides, you said you were planning to become more unpredictable. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Besides, you said you were planning to become more unpredict...
I'm in a corner here, Meg. My options ran out a few months ago. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I'm in a corner here, Meg. My options ran out a few mon...
This isn't some half-assed adventure here. I'm trying to survive. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
This isn't some half-assed adventure here. I'm try...
So, Jillian, do you think this bikini top is too small on me? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So, Jillian, do you think this bikini top is too small on me...
No, I saw some big boxes in there and some bubble wrap. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
No, I saw some big boxes in there and some bubble wrap.
I told you: I'm gonna email the ransom note to the government. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I told you: I'm gonna email the ransom note to the gove...
Some lady in New Jersey owns Napoleon's penis, and she says that she... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Some lady in New Jersey owns Napoleon's penis, and she ...
Wait! Why the hell does some lady in New Jersey own Napoleon's penis? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Wait! Why the hell does some lady in New Jersey own Napoleon...
No, it's "one inch long and resembles a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace." - Raising Buchanan 00:09
No, it's "one inch long and resembles a maltreated...
Nobody refuses that kind of money for a historical buckskin penis - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Nobody refuses that kind of money for a historical buckskin ...
If my father leaves me a shriveled dork in his will, - Raising Buchanan 00:06
If my father leaves me a shriveled dork in his will,
I'll grant you that it might not be kidnapping but it's probably theft and burglary. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I'll grant you that it might not be kidnapping but it&#...