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Raising Buchanan

Listen, I want to apologize foryesterday but I've got a credit card frauddue here in five...

Listen, I want to apologize for
yesterday but I've got a credit card fraud
due here in five minutes, so

Full Transcript

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Listen, I want to apologize for yesterday
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but I've got a credit card fraud due here in five minutes, so...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:29
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
And don't get upset, there's gonna be plenty of time for that later. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
And don't get upset, there's gonna be plenty of ti...
The only surprising thing is what he wanted me to do with his ashes... - Raising Buchanan 00:09
The only surprising thing is what he wanted me to do with hi...
"By means of an epoxy to apply a portion of my ashes - Raising Buchanan 00:14
"By means of an epoxy to apply a portion of my ashes
Thanks. And can you tell Holly thanks again for calling those mortgage people? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Thanks. And can you tell Holly thanks again for calling thos...
- Now? How come? - He said you'd know. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
- Now? How come? - He said you'd know.
- Besides, it's Willie Tyler's birthday. - And Lester. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
- Besides, it's Willie Tyler's birthday. - And Les...
What I mean is, we can do this the hard way... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
What I mean is, we can do this the hard way...
Okay. I remember the two choices, muttonchops. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Okay. I remember the two choices, muttonchops.
Well, Ruth, so glad you could make it. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, Ruth, so glad you could make it.
I understand that you have recently acquired a vintage figure. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I understand that you have recently acquired a vintage figur...
If you were smart, you would return him right now. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
If you were smart, you would return him right now.
In fact, I may have found an interested buyer, - Raising Buchanan 00:06
In fact, I may have found an interested buyer,
I know you can be trusted to keep quiet about Mr. Buchanan purely out of self-preservation. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I know you can be trusted to keep quiet about Mr. Buchanan p...
But in order to heal this rift between us, I'm willing to offer an olive branch: - Raising Buchanan 00:13
But in order to heal this rift between us, I'm willing ...
Occasionally, he's a decent guy, but he's amoral. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Occasionally, he's a decent guy, but he's amoral.
And you're a 40-year-old grave-robber that works in a donut shop. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
And you're a 40-year-old grave-robber that works in a d...
And I hate to judge, but he's not even a good ventriloquist. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And I hate to judge, but he's not even a good ventriloq...
Probably the same reason you do: - Raising Buchanan 00:08
Probably the same reason you do:
Here's how I see it: - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Here's how I see it:
And whether or not you have a pickle, he's gonna get a pickle out of you. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And whether or not you have a pickle, he's gonna get a ...