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Raising Buchanan

Lucky for you, you chosethe shittiest one

Lucky for you, you chose
the shittiest one

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Lucky for you, you chose the shittiest one.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
01:24:15
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
But if any of this resurfaces - Raising Buchanan 00:08
But if any of this resurfaces
They just wanted this whole thing to just go away. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
They just wanted this whole thing to just go away.
You've seen those police procedural shows on TV? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You've seen those police procedural shows on TV?
He took most of Arizona when he was Secretary of State with the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
He took most of Arizona when he was Secretary of State with ...
It's kinda got pines around there, so I guess it's kinda like Pennsylvania. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It's kinda got pines around there, so I guess it's...
I'll take you back to your truck - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I'll take you back to your truck
I mean, you look great, all of you do... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I mean, you look great, all of you do...
You know, he pushed her into taking the rap for one of his burglaries last summer. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You know, he pushed her into taking the rap for one of his b...
Well, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Well,
I have seen a magician perform this illusion. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I have seen a magician perform this illusion.
And quite famously a stage performer did do away with his mistress. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And quite famously a stage performer did do away with his mi...
Ah, you finished that book, didn't you? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Ah, you finished that book, didn't you?
And I assume it concluded - Raising Buchanan 00:09
And I assume it concluded
Historians, scholars, politicians; they all seem to agree. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Historians, scholars, politicians; they all seem to agree.
It doesn't mean you're a bad person, just that you were a shitty president. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
It doesn't mean you're a bad person, just that you...
Well, I admit those claims aren't entirely groundless. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Well, I admit those claims aren't entirely groundless.
But when my term ended, - Raising Buchanan 00:28
But when my term ended,
No, instead I spent the remaining years of my life - Raising Buchanan 00:08
No, instead I spent the remaining years of my life
My point is: - Raising Buchanan 00:14
My point is:
I mean, I'm not that scowling troglodyte you see in my photographs! - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I mean, I'm not that scowling troglodyte you see in my ...