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Raising Buchanan

"Nice to meet you, my handsaren't covered in urine?" Delightful

"Nice to meet you, my hands
aren't covered in urine?" Delightful

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"Nice to meet you, my hands aren't covered in urine?"
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Delightful.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:00
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
You'll be observing tonight then, will you, Meg? From a safe distance, yes. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You'll be observing tonight then, will you, Meg? From a...
Anger is my traveling companion... and sometimes I let him drive. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Anger is my traveling companion... and sometimes I let him d...
It really is the sort of analog art form that will remain long after the bombs are dropped. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It really is the sort of analog art form that will remain lo...
Well, I know I could never do a puppet show like you do. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, I know I could never do a puppet show like you do.
But I like those little dummies. And their little suits, very smart. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
But I like those little dummies. And their little suits, ver...
It's pretty sad when the happiest part of that conversation - Raising Buchanan 00:06
It's pretty sad when the happiest part of that conversa...
You know how people talk about motivation, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
You know how people talk about motivation,
Sure, the famous "Carrot-and-Stick Horse Wagon Theorem." - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Sure, the famous "Carrot-and-Stick Horse Wagon Theorem....
Well, for as long as I can remember, - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Well, for as long as I can remember,
But I think I might have finally gotten hold of a carrot. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
But I think I might have finally gotten hold of a carrot.
I know how we can get my dad's mortgage back up to date, pay off all our bills, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
I know how we can get my dad's mortgage back up to date...
I know the media tends to sugarcoat those things to make them sound more fun - Raising Buchanan 00:07
I know the media tends to sugarcoat those things to make the...
- Why? - Because we have three things on our side: - Raising Buchanan 00:08
- Why? - Because we have three things on our side:
It uses the flowing water to turn the big paddle-wheel, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
It uses the flowing water to turn the big paddle-wheel,
Besides, you said you were planning to become more unpredictable. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Besides, you said you were planning to become more unpredict...
I'm in a corner here, Meg. My options ran out a few months ago. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I'm in a corner here, Meg. My options ran out a few mon...
This isn't some half-assed adventure here. I'm trying to survive. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
This isn't some half-assed adventure here. I'm try...
So, Jillian, do you think this bikini top is too small on me? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So, Jillian, do you think this bikini top is too small on me...
No, I saw some big boxes in there and some bubble wrap. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
No, I saw some big boxes in there and some bubble wrap.
I told you: I'm gonna email the ransom note to the government. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I told you: I'm gonna email the ransom note to the gove...