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Raising Buchanan

No. My dad has some lifeinsurance, not a lot, but enough to take careof the back payments,...

No. My dad has some life
insurance, not a lot, but enough to take care
of the back payments, even now

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No. My dad has some life insurance,
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not a lot, but enough to take care of the back payments, even now.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:29
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Stupid me, I figured when someone goes into hospice with less than a month to live, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Stupid me, I figured when someone goes into hospice with les...
Well, I'm working my way down the list. Eventually, someone will care. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, I'm working my way down the list. Eventually, som...
So... First of all, Holly, this "friend" of yours. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So... First of all, Holly, this "friend" of yours.
It's another friend. One who's clearly troubled. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It's another friend. One who's clearly troubled.
And I do see the benefit of all the positive publicity we'd get by returning his body. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And I do see the benefit of all the positive publicity we�...
We're not GLAAD or some big LGBTQ organization. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
We're not GLAAD or some big LGBTQ organization.
And gay students are exactly like straight students. We're broke. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And gay students are exactly like straight students. We'...
Do you think GLAAD would see Buchanan as a homosexual icon? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Do you think GLAAD would see Buchanan as a homosexual icon?
Not like a Judy Garland-level icon, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
Not like a Judy Garland-level icon,
A guy who sympathized with slave-owners... and might not be gay? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
A guy who sympathized with slave-owners... and might not be ...
My dad's asshole partner screwed him over and took the store a while back, but... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
My dad's asshole partner screwed him over and took the ...
But I racked up a few disappointments - Raising Buchanan 00:07
But I racked up a few disappointments
Kept the "U" and the "T" from Ruth, saved some money. So half of my name is still up there. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Kept the "U" and the "T" from Ruth,...
You know, I watched a couple of those ventriloquist videos of yours. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You know, I watched a couple of those ventriloquist videos o...
And while I still think I'm missing out on the joke, - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And while I still think I'm missing out on the joke,
Actually, I played violin in middle school and the first chunk of high school. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Actually, I played violin in middle school and the first chu...
Yeah, so when he stopped playing cello, I picked it up. - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Yeah, so when he stopped playing cello, I picked it up.
Hey, Trina, just out of curiosity, what exactly did you get in trouble for? - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Hey, Trina, just out of curiosity, what exactly did you get ...
A little theft, a little anger, borrowed a car, you know. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
A little theft, a little anger, borrowed a car, you know.
I got something pretty valuable - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I got something pretty valuable