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Raising Buchanan

Okay, I know the first part wasbad, but you understand I'm tryingto return him to...

Okay, I know the first part was
bad, but you understand I'm trying
to return him to Pennsylvania for zero profit, right?

Full Transcript

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Okay, I know the first part was bad,
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but you understand I'm trying to return him to Pennsylvania
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for zero profit, right?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:14
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Okay, I'll grant you that part is somewhat admirable. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Okay, I'll grant you that part is somewhat admirable.
This is just like the time when you stole that fancy car from that gas station... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
This is just like the time when you stole that fancy car fro...
That guy left it running. It's just as much his fault as it is mine! - Raising Buchanan 00:04
That guy left it running. It's just as much his fault a...
Well, there may have been a little embroidery on my part. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Well, there may have been a little embroidery on my part.
Classic example: - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Classic example:
Jerry and his cousin go to China. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Jerry and his cousin go to China.
Cousin gets eaten by a panda. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Cousin gets eaten by a panda.
It took Jerry years to save for that trip! - Raising Buchanan 00:04
It took Jerry years to save for that trip!
Or maybe he was an iconoclast. You never can tell about bears. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Or maybe he was an iconoclast. You never can tell about bear...
So I say a few magic words - Raising Buchanan 00:09
So I say a few magic words
I mean... kids change but they don't change in other kids. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I mean... kids change but they don't change in other ki...
Well, you seemed so happy that I passed away knowing the good family name was... - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Well, you seemed so happy that I passed away knowing the goo...
It wasn't fair of me to put that on you. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It wasn't fair of me to put that on you.
What was his name, the main kid, was it "Kyle?" - Raising Buchanan 00:08
What was his name, the main kid, was it "Kyle?"
Made the rest of us sound like goddamn assholes. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Made the rest of us sound like goddamn assholes.
If it's all the same to you, Ruthie, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
If it's all the same to you, Ruthie,
You know, this oar would make an awesome weapon. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You know, this oar would make an awesome weapon.
Still, make a great new murder weapon. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Still, make a great new murder weapon.
The only things that are burgle-worthy are your laptop and the Blu-Ray player. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
The only things that are burgle-worthy are your laptop and t...
Errol? That stupid ventriloquist? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Errol? That stupid ventriloquist?