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Raising Buchanan

Reality to her is spendingthousands and thousands of dollars to dig up a dead guy and mail...

Reality to her is spending
thousands and thousands of dollars to dig up a dead guy and mail him across
the country to her doctor's house

Full Transcript

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Reality to her is spending thousands and thousands of dollars
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to dig up a dead guy and mail him across the country to her doctor's house.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:07
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
...but his grandfather didn't have the means to get it done. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
...but his grandfather didn't have the means to get it ...
So I guess it was my uncle who first got me interested in pursuing it. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
So I guess it was my uncle who first got me interested in pu...
Anyway, so I... do you need to change the tape out in that thing? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Anyway, so I... do you need to change the tape out in that t...
It's fine. Like I said, it's digital, so the tape's really small. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It's fine. Like I said, it's digital, so the tape&...
Now, I touched on this earlier, but maybe I wasn't being clear. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Now, I touched on this earlier, but maybe I wasn't bein...
Oh, the donations and the endowments I had to make just to open the right doors. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Oh, the donations and the endowments I had to make just to o...
Plus the cost to ship a fully-insured casket. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Plus the cost to ship a fully-insured casket.
And the medical costs and the procedures and... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
And the medical costs and the procedures and...
That's what I'm getting at. All the costs to get him out here and everything. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
That's what I'm getting at. All the costs to get h...
He happens to be my doctor and he wasn't going to fly back East, which I can respect. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
He happens to be my doctor and he wasn't going to fly b...
While the results were disappointing, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
While the results were disappointing,
You see, there's this other person that I interviewed - Raising Buchanan 00:08
You see, there's this other person that I interviewed
I didn't pay same-day freight just to ship back an empty box. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I didn't pay same-day freight just to ship back an empt...
And the person I interviewed - Raising Buchanan 00:10
And the person I interviewed
It doesn't matter whether I believe you, because it's none of my concern. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
It doesn't matter whether I believe you, because it...
So you can just skedaddle along and find someone else to shake down. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
So you can just skedaddle along and find someone else to sha...
But he was dug up because of you. Don't you feel any responsibility? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
But he was dug up because of you. Don't you feel any re...
That H-O-M-O-sexual has been hanging over my family - Raising Buchanan 00:08
That H-O-M-O-sexual has been hanging over my family
Even the ugliest Osmond brother is still an Osmond brother. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Even the ugliest Osmond brother is still an Osmond brother.
Well, for starters, after you died, - Raising Buchanan 00:09
Well, for starters, after you died,