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Raising Buchanan

Scratch and Sniff".It's been a while

Scratch and Sniff".
It's been a while

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...Scratch and Sniff". It's been a while.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:45
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
"Old Public Functionary." - Raising Buchanan 00:09
"Old Public Functionary."
So the presidents themselves weren't very important? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So the presidents themselves weren't very important?
No. What's important to me is what they stand on. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
No. What's important to me is what they stand on.
He got a "C" because he didn't do the joints right and had to use a staple gun, but... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
He got a "C" because he didn't do the joints ...
If the teacher had seen the original piece-of-shit Styrofoam display thingy this replaced, - Raising Buchanan 00:12
If the teacher had seen the original piece-of-shit Styrofoam...
Oh, look at this. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Oh, look at this.
- I look like a... - Like a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
- I look like a... - Like a maltreated strip of buckskin sho...
We could only get the body back if we swore we wouldn't say anything. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
We could only get the body back if we swore we wouldn't...
After the truck left, I found this on the floor... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
After the truck left, I found this on the floor...
We're not at liberty to say whether this person... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
We're not at liberty to say whether this person...
Is a thief, or just... found the body in the woods. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Is a thief, or just... found the body in the woods.
I like you, Holly, and you two seem like nice enough people. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I like you, Holly, and you two seem like nice enough people.
Can't you just fly him back to Pennsylvania anonymously or something? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Can't you just fly him back to Pennsylvania anonymously...
As far as anyone who cares is concerned Mr. Buchanan has already been shipped back... - Raising Buchanan 00:06
As far as anyone who cares is concerned Mr. Buchanan has alr...
It clearly shows that Mr. Buchanan was shipped back on the twelfth. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It clearly shows that Mr. Buchanan was shipped back on the t...
Note that the weight listed here, which was accurate on the eleventh, - Raising Buchanan 00:09
Note that the weight listed here, which was accurate on the ...
From a paperwork standpoint, Mr. Buchanan has been shipped back to eternity in triplicate! - Raising Buchanan 00:06
From a paperwork standpoint, Mr. Buchanan has been shipped b...
I'm not normally as touchy as this so it pains me to say this: Ladies, please... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I'm not normally as touchy as this so it pains me to sa...
Take your douchebag president and remove yourselves from my logistics cubicle. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Take your douchebag president and remove yourselves from my ...
Well, humility is a fine virtue, yes? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, humility is a fine virtue, yes?