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Raising Buchanan

Sure. Just gotta prep the lunchcounter by myself again

Sure. Just gotta prep the lunch
counter by myself again

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Sure. Just gotta prep the lunch counter by myself again...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:50
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Hey, did you see a yellow paper that was here, folded in half? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Hey, did you see a yellow paper that was here, folded in hal...
Or the rotting, presidential corpse in our garage? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Or the rotting, presidential corpse in our garage?
Yeah, yeah, I would have but if you were still dead-set on it, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Yeah, yeah, I would have but if you were still dead-set on i...
I was paying back Mr. Lacey from that night I smashed his car. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I was paying back Mr. Lacey from that night I smashed his ca...
But it was either that or he would press charges, he said, so... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
But it was either that or he would press charges, he said, s...
No. My dad has some life insurance, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
No. My dad has some life insurance,
Stupid me, I figured when someone goes into hospice with less than a month to live, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Stupid me, I figured when someone goes into hospice with les...
Well, I'm working my way down the list. Eventually, someone will care. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, I'm working my way down the list. Eventually, som...
So... First of all, Holly, this "friend" of yours. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So... First of all, Holly, this "friend" of yours.
It's another friend. One who's clearly troubled. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It's another friend. One who's clearly troubled.
And I do see the benefit of all the positive publicity we'd get by returning his body. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And I do see the benefit of all the positive publicity we�...
We're not GLAAD or some big LGBTQ organization. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
We're not GLAAD or some big LGBTQ organization.
And gay students are exactly like straight students. We're broke. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And gay students are exactly like straight students. We'...
Do you think GLAAD would see Buchanan as a homosexual icon? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Do you think GLAAD would see Buchanan as a homosexual icon?
Not like a Judy Garland-level icon, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
Not like a Judy Garland-level icon,
A guy who sympathized with slave-owners... and might not be gay? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
A guy who sympathized with slave-owners... and might not be ...
My dad's asshole partner screwed him over and took the store a while back, but... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
My dad's asshole partner screwed him over and took the ...
But I racked up a few disappointments - Raising Buchanan 00:07
But I racked up a few disappointments
Kept the "U" and the "T" from Ruth, saved some money. So half of my name is still up there. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Kept the "U" and the "T" from Ruth,...
You know, I watched a couple of those ventriloquist videos of yours. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You know, I watched a couple of those ventriloquist videos o...