To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Take your douchebag president and remove yourselves from my logistics cubicle
Please log in to add to collections.
Raising Buchanan

Take your douchebag president and removeyourselves from my logistics cubicle

Take your douchebag president and remove
yourselves from my logistics cubicle

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:06.272
Take your douchebag president and remove yourselves from my logistics cubicle.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:13
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Well, humility is a fine virtue, yes? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, humility is a fine virtue, yes?
Okay, I know the first part was bad, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Okay, I know the first part was bad,
Okay, I'll grant you that part is somewhat admirable. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Okay, I'll grant you that part is somewhat admirable.
This is just like the time when you stole that fancy car from that gas station... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
This is just like the time when you stole that fancy car fro...
That guy left it running. It's just as much his fault as it is mine! - Raising Buchanan 00:04
That guy left it running. It's just as much his fault a...
Well, there may have been a little embroidery on my part. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Well, there may have been a little embroidery on my part.
Classic example: - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Classic example:
Jerry and his cousin go to China. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Jerry and his cousin go to China.
Cousin gets eaten by a panda. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Cousin gets eaten by a panda.
It took Jerry years to save for that trip! - Raising Buchanan 00:04
It took Jerry years to save for that trip!
Or maybe he was an iconoclast. You never can tell about bears. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Or maybe he was an iconoclast. You never can tell about bear...
So I say a few magic words - Raising Buchanan 00:09
So I say a few magic words
I mean... kids change but they don't change in other kids. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I mean... kids change but they don't change in other ki...
Well, you seemed so happy that I passed away knowing the good family name was... - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Well, you seemed so happy that I passed away knowing the goo...
It wasn't fair of me to put that on you. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It wasn't fair of me to put that on you.
What was his name, the main kid, was it "Kyle?" - Raising Buchanan 00:08
What was his name, the main kid, was it "Kyle?"
Made the rest of us sound like goddamn assholes. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Made the rest of us sound like goddamn assholes.
If it's all the same to you, Ruthie, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
If it's all the same to you, Ruthie,
You know, this oar would make an awesome weapon. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You know, this oar would make an awesome weapon.
Still, make a great new murder weapon. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Still, make a great new murder weapon.