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That oughta buy you some time. They wouldn't foreclose on a hospice guy
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Raising Buchanan

That oughta buy you some time.They wouldn't foreclose on a hospice guy

That oughta buy you some time.
They wouldn't foreclose on a hospice guy

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That oughta buy you some time. They wouldn't foreclose on a hospice guy.
Duration
4 seconds
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16
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:46
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Oh, Ruth I think you played that hospice card way too soon. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Oh, Ruth I think you played that hospice card way too soon.
I bet Gretchen has opened and closed this thing about fifty times today, showing it off. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I bet Gretchen has opened and closed this thing about fifty ...
Shouldn't he be in a refrigerator or on ice or something? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Shouldn't he be in a refrigerator or on ice or somethin...
The grizzled remains - Raising Buchanan 00:07
The grizzled remains
I hate to say it, but I don't think I've even heard of James Buchanan. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I hate to say it, but I don't think I've even hear...
There was the whole slavery issue. You know, he was on the wrong side of that. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
There was the whole slavery issue. You know, he was on the w...
He was a career politician, spineless, couldn't make tough decisions. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
He was a career politician, spineless, couldn't make to...
Oh! Historians refer to him as a useless sack of crap. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Oh! Historians refer to him as a useless sack of crap.
This is William Rufus King, Vice President under some other president no one remembers. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
This is William Rufus King, Vice President under some other ...
Also, Buchanan's roommate for thirteen years. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Also, Buchanan's roommate for thirteen years.
Also a "bachelor." - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Also a "bachelor."
Well, this ghoul happens to be the most valuable thing that's ever come through this dock. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, this ghoul happens to be the most valuable thing that&...
At one point in time, this nauseating bag of bones was running the country. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
At one point in time, this nauseating bag of bones was runni...
It's hard to imagine Abraham Lincoln taking orders from this guy. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
It's hard to imagine Abraham Lincoln taking orders from...
Well, early on in his career, Jimi Hendrix opened for The Monkees. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, early on in his career, Jimi Hendrix opened for The Mo...
If the mood is broken then the music serves no purpose. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
If the mood is broken then the music serves no purpose.
I mean, it's water, I washed them. It's not urine or anything. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I mean, it's water, I washed them. It's not urine ...
"Nice to meet you, my hands aren't covered in urine?" - Raising Buchanan 00:05
"Nice to meet you, my hands aren't covered in urin...
You'll be observing tonight then, will you, Meg? From a safe distance, yes. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You'll be observing tonight then, will you, Meg? From a...
Anger is my traveling companion... and sometimes I let him drive. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Anger is my traveling companion... and sometimes I let him d...