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The only surprising thing is what he wanted me to do with his ashes
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Raising Buchanan

The only surprising thing is whathe wanted me to do with his ashes... He wanted me to...

The only surprising thing is what
he wanted me to do with his ashes... He wanted me to sprinkle some
on Brad's grave, and some on my mom's

Full Transcript

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The only surprising thing is what he wanted me to do with his ashes...
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He wanted me to sprinkle some on Brad's grave, and some on my mom's.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:40
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
"By means of an epoxy to apply a portion of my ashes - Raising Buchanan 00:14
"By means of an epoxy to apply a portion of my ashes
Thanks. And can you tell Holly thanks again for calling those mortgage people? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Thanks. And can you tell Holly thanks again for calling thos...
- Now? How come? - He said you'd know. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
- Now? How come? - He said you'd know.
- Besides, it's Willie Tyler's birthday. - And Lester. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
- Besides, it's Willie Tyler's birthday. - And Les...
What I mean is, we can do this the hard way... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
What I mean is, we can do this the hard way...
Okay. I remember the two choices, muttonchops. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Okay. I remember the two choices, muttonchops.
Well, Ruth, so glad you could make it. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, Ruth, so glad you could make it.
I understand that you have recently acquired a vintage figure. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I understand that you have recently acquired a vintage figur...
If you were smart, you would return him right now. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
If you were smart, you would return him right now.
In fact, I may have found an interested buyer, - Raising Buchanan 00:06
In fact, I may have found an interested buyer,
I know you can be trusted to keep quiet about Mr. Buchanan purely out of self-preservation. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I know you can be trusted to keep quiet about Mr. Buchanan p...
But in order to heal this rift between us, I'm willing to offer an olive branch: - Raising Buchanan 00:13
But in order to heal this rift between us, I'm willing ...
Occasionally, he's a decent guy, but he's amoral. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Occasionally, he's a decent guy, but he's amoral.
And you're a 40-year-old grave-robber that works in a donut shop. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
And you're a 40-year-old grave-robber that works in a d...
And I hate to judge, but he's not even a good ventriloquist. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And I hate to judge, but he's not even a good ventriloq...
Probably the same reason you do: - Raising Buchanan 00:08
Probably the same reason you do:
Here's how I see it: - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Here's how I see it:
And whether or not you have a pickle, he's gonna get a pickle out of you. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And whether or not you have a pickle, he's gonna get a ...
As you can see, the goods are exactly as promised, so... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
As you can see, the goods are exactly as promised, so...
Look into my dash-cam and say hello to my friends in Washington, DC. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Look into my dash-cam and say hello to my friends in Washing...