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Raising Buchanan

Well, to criticize me, you must first understand thetime into which I was born

Well, to criticize me, you must first understand the
time into which I was born

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Well, to criticize me,
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you must first understand the time into which I was born.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:02
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
And to me, all endeavors, - Raising Buchanan 00:10
And to me, all endeavors,
For all endeavors there is but one master. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
For all endeavors there is but one master.
I acknowledge no master but the law. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I acknowledge no master but the law.
Well, yes, but you're missing the point. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, yes, but you're missing the point.
But the government is supposed to change the stupid ones, right? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
But the government is supposed to change the stupid ones, ri...
So this is your area of expertise? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So this is your area of expertise?
But I know enough about it - Raising Buchanan 00:08
But I know enough about it
Good. Did Gunderson buy that vaginal pneumonia story? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Good. Did Gunderson buy that vaginal pneumonia story?
So in case Gunderson asks, you had a 24-hour case of whooping vagina. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
So in case Gunderson asks, you had a 24-hour case of whoopin...
Well, I didn't put it in the note, but I figured out an awesome plan. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, I didn't put it in the note, but I figured out an...
Took me a couple of hours, but it is top-notch caper shit! - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Took me a couple of hours, but it is top-notch caper shit!
First, we tell them that the drop will be at the Quik-Run - Raising Buchanan 00:06
First, we tell them that the drop will be at the Quik-Run
Are you sure it's the "bagman?" - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Are you sure it's the "bagman?"
- Sorry. - I direct him to the side of the building... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
- Sorry. - I direct him to the side of the building...
...go back to the alley and move east to my car on 3rd Street - Raising Buchanan 00:05
...go back to the alley and move east to my car on 3rd Stree...
Oh my God. It's like criminal Beautiful Minds. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Oh my God. It's like criminal Beautiful Minds.
Well, they got back to us at least, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Well, they got back to us at least,
I know we're first-time kidnappers, but I don't think that's customary. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I know we're first-time kidnappers, but I don't th...
No. And I'm sure giving them a bank routing number - Raising Buchanan 00:07
No. And I'm sure giving them a bank routing number
To make them think we were religious fanatics to throw them off the scent. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
To make them think we were religious fanatics to throw them ...