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Well, they got back to us at least
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Raising Buchanan

Well, they got back to usat least, but I think they think we're asking for afederal grant...

Well, they got back to us
at least, but I think they think we're asking for a
federal grant for some historical study

Full Transcript

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Well, they got back to us at least,
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but I think they think we're asking for a federal grant for some historical study.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:08
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
I know we're first-time kidnappers, but I don't think that's customary. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I know we're first-time kidnappers, but I don't th...
No. And I'm sure giving them a bank routing number - Raising Buchanan 00:07
No. And I'm sure giving them a bank routing number
To make them think we were religious fanatics to throw them off the scent. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
To make them think we were religious fanatics to throw them ...
Besides, we don't have to use that email anymore - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Besides, we don't have to use that email anymore
You can't be serious about that "Dred Scott decision". - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You can't be serious about that "Dred Scott decisi...
Again, Miss Kiesling, you are missing the point. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Again, Miss Kiesling, you are missing the point.
Slavery was a legal issue not a moral one. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Slavery was a legal issue not a moral one.
The law considered slaves property, and as such carried the rights of ownership. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
The law considered slaves property, and as such carried the ...
Congress makes the laws; the president merely administers them. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Congress makes the laws; the president merely administers th...
In chapter three, you talked about how much you hate slavery - Raising Buchanan 00:07
In chapter three, you talked about how much you hate slavery
Ruth, I'm going to stretch my non-verbal skills after the second line. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Ruth, I'm going to stretch my non-verbal skills after t...
So if you can just vamp until I do the eye-roll. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So if you can just vamp until I do the eye-roll.
Got it. "Vamp until the eye-roll." - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Got it. "Vamp until the eye-roll."
They have their faces carved into a mountain - Raising Buchanan 00:07
They have their faces carved into a mountain
But calling them out by saying, "They're just as bad as I was" is a pretty creepy argument. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
But calling them out by saying, "They're just as b...
You don't get your face put on money or mountains by spinning your wheels. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You don't get your face put on money or mountains by sp...
Permit me to point out that those are very high-minded platitudes for a grave robber. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Permit me to point out that those are very high-minded plati...
And worse: one who kowtows to an arrogant puppeteer. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And worse: one who kowtows to an arrogant puppeteer.
I'm just trying to wrap my head around why the voters elected a boob for president. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I'm just trying to wrap my head around why the voters e...
A "boob?" - Raising Buchanan 00:07
A "boob?"