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Well, I know I could never do a puppet show like you do
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Raising Buchanan

Well, I know I could never do apuppet show like you do

Well, I know I could never do a
puppet show like you do

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Well, I know I could never do a puppet show like you do.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:44
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
But I like those little dummies. And their little suits, very smart. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
But I like those little dummies. And their little suits, ver...
It's pretty sad when the happiest part of that conversation - Raising Buchanan 00:06
It's pretty sad when the happiest part of that conversa...
You know how people talk about motivation, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
You know how people talk about motivation,
Sure, the famous "Carrot-and-Stick Horse Wagon Theorem." - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Sure, the famous "Carrot-and-Stick Horse Wagon Theorem....
Well, for as long as I can remember, - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Well, for as long as I can remember,
But I think I might have finally gotten hold of a carrot. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
But I think I might have finally gotten hold of a carrot.
I know how we can get my dad's mortgage back up to date, pay off all our bills, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
I know how we can get my dad's mortgage back up to date...
I know the media tends to sugarcoat those things to make them sound more fun - Raising Buchanan 00:07
I know the media tends to sugarcoat those things to make the...
- Why? - Because we have three things on our side: - Raising Buchanan 00:08
- Why? - Because we have three things on our side:
It uses the flowing water to turn the big paddle-wheel, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
It uses the flowing water to turn the big paddle-wheel,
Besides, you said you were planning to become more unpredictable. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Besides, you said you were planning to become more unpredict...
I'm in a corner here, Meg. My options ran out a few months ago. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I'm in a corner here, Meg. My options ran out a few mon...
This isn't some half-assed adventure here. I'm trying to survive. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
This isn't some half-assed adventure here. I'm try...
So, Jillian, do you think this bikini top is too small on me? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So, Jillian, do you think this bikini top is too small on me...
No, I saw some big boxes in there and some bubble wrap. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
No, I saw some big boxes in there and some bubble wrap.
I told you: I'm gonna email the ransom note to the government. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I told you: I'm gonna email the ransom note to the gove...
Some lady in New Jersey owns Napoleon's penis, and she says that she... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Some lady in New Jersey owns Napoleon's penis, and she ...
Wait! Why the hell does some lady in New Jersey own Napoleon's penis? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Wait! Why the hell does some lady in New Jersey own Napoleon...
No, it's "one inch long and resembles a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace." - Raising Buchanan 00:09
No, it's "one inch long and resembles a maltreated...
Nobody refuses that kind of money for a historical buckskin penis - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Nobody refuses that kind of money for a historical buckskin ...