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When you've got him looking the other direction, I'll swoop in and grab his phone
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Raising Buchanan

When you've got him looking the otherdirection, I'll swoop in and grab his phone

When you've got him looking the other
direction, I'll swoop in and grab his phone

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When you've got him looking the other direction, I'll swoop in and grab his phone.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:41
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
It doesn't matter if he's looking because he's turned on or because he's horrified. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
It doesn't matter if he's looking because he'...
Sure, no problem. You cannot spell time without "me". - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Sure, no problem. You cannot spell time without "me&quo...
We had a correspondence about a "Mr. Buchanan." How can I assist you? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
We had a correspondence about a "Mr. Buchanan." Ho...
Well, I'm just following up on that correspondence. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, I'm just following up on that correspondence.
I got your response, - Raising Buchanan 00:09
I got your response,
But I hope that you realize that as an arm of the US Government, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
But I hope that you realize that as an arm of the US Governm...
That's a very generous counteroffer, Mr. X, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
That's a very generous counteroffer, Mr. X,
This isn't a payment or a bid; this is a ransom for James Buchanan. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
This isn't a payment or a bid; this is a ransom for Jam...
As I understand the protocol of a kidnapping, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
As I understand the protocol of a kidnapping,
A kidnapped victim with no life has no leverage. You understand my point, Mr. X? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
A kidnapped victim with no life has no leverage. You underst...
You understand that this is a former president we're talking about, right? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You understand that this is a former president we're ta...
A quick call to Woodland Mill Cemetery this morning - Raising Buchanan 00:07
A quick call to Woodland Mill Cemetery this morning
This is not Abraham Lincoln or Teddy Roosevelt or even Millard G.D. Fillmore. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
This is not Abraham Lincoln or Teddy Roosevelt or even Milla...
So, in the future, if you are going to claim to have dug up a president, - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So, in the future, if you are going to claim to have dug up ...
Um... can I talk to your manager or... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Um... can I talk to your manager or...
Might I make a suggestion, Mr. X? Kidnapping is a very serious federal offense. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Might I make a suggestion, Mr. X? Kidnapping is a very serio...
I don't think you're going to be sweating the grave-robbing charge - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I don't think you're going to be sweating the grav...
It would be wise to drop this now. - Raising Buchanan 00:07
It would be wise to drop this now.
Then you have a wonderful day, Mr. X, and you try to make some better decisions. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Then you have a wonderful day, Mr. X, and you try to make so...
Plan B. The rich lady who brought him here in the first place! - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Plan B. The rich lady who brought him here in the first plac...