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Raising Buchanan

You can't be serious aboutthat "Dred Scott decision"

You can't be serious about
that "Dred Scott decision"

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You can't be serious about that "Dred Scott decision".
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4 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:30:33
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Again, Miss Kiesling, you are missing the point. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Again, Miss Kiesling, you are missing the point.
Slavery was a legal issue not a moral one. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Slavery was a legal issue not a moral one.
The law considered slaves property, and as such carried the rights of ownership. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
The law considered slaves property, and as such carried the ...
Congress makes the laws; the president merely administers them. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Congress makes the laws; the president merely administers th...
In chapter three, you talked about how much you hate slavery - Raising Buchanan 00:07
In chapter three, you talked about how much you hate slavery
Ruth, I'm going to stretch my non-verbal skills after the second line. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Ruth, I'm going to stretch my non-verbal skills after t...
So if you can just vamp until I do the eye-roll. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So if you can just vamp until I do the eye-roll.
Got it. "Vamp until the eye-roll." - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Got it. "Vamp until the eye-roll."
They have their faces carved into a mountain - Raising Buchanan 00:07
They have their faces carved into a mountain
But calling them out by saying, "They're just as bad as I was" is a pretty creepy argument. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
But calling them out by saying, "They're just as b...
You don't get your face put on money or mountains by spinning your wheels. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You don't get your face put on money or mountains by sp...
Permit me to point out that those are very high-minded platitudes for a grave robber. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Permit me to point out that those are very high-minded plati...
And worse: one who kowtows to an arrogant puppeteer. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And worse: one who kowtows to an arrogant puppeteer.
I'm just trying to wrap my head around why the voters elected a boob for president. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I'm just trying to wrap my head around why the voters e...
A "boob?" - Raising Buchanan 00:07
A "boob?"
Could he hold the office of Secretary of State? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Could he hold the office of Secretary of State?
A "boob" would never be elected to both the United States Senate - Raising Buchanan 00:07
A "boob" would never be elected to both the United...
Nor would he be offered an appointment to the Supreme Court. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Nor would he be offered an appointment to the Supreme Court.
And a "boob," my good woman, - Raising Buchanan 00:10
And a "boob," my good woman,
This is nothing less than the curriculum vitae of a statesman! - Raising Buchanan 00:06
This is nothing less than the curriculum vitae of a statesma...