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Raising Buchanan

You don't get your face put on moneyor mountains by spinning your wheels

You don't get your face put on money
or mountains by spinning your wheels

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.637
You don't get your face put on money or mountains by spinning your wheels.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:57
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Permit me to point out that those are very high-minded platitudes for a grave robber. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Permit me to point out that those are very high-minded plati...
And worse: one who kowtows to an arrogant puppeteer. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And worse: one who kowtows to an arrogant puppeteer.
I'm just trying to wrap my head around why the voters elected a boob for president. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I'm just trying to wrap my head around why the voters e...
A "boob?" - Raising Buchanan 00:07
A "boob?"
Could he hold the office of Secretary of State? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Could he hold the office of Secretary of State?
A "boob" would never be elected to both the United States Senate - Raising Buchanan 00:07
A "boob" would never be elected to both the United...
Nor would he be offered an appointment to the Supreme Court. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Nor would he be offered an appointment to the Supreme Court.
And a "boob," my good woman, - Raising Buchanan 00:10
And a "boob," my good woman,
This is nothing less than the curriculum vitae of a statesman! - Raising Buchanan 00:06
This is nothing less than the curriculum vitae of a statesma...
Then at lunch, we ride! - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Then at lunch, we ride!
When you've got him looking the other direction, I'll swoop in and grab his phone. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
When you've got him looking the other direction, I'...
It doesn't matter if he's looking because he's turned on or because he's horrified. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
It doesn't matter if he's looking because he'...
Sure, no problem. You cannot spell time without "me". - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Sure, no problem. You cannot spell time without "me&quo...
We had a correspondence about a "Mr. Buchanan." How can I assist you? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
We had a correspondence about a "Mr. Buchanan." Ho...
Well, I'm just following up on that correspondence. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, I'm just following up on that correspondence.
I got your response, - Raising Buchanan 00:09
I got your response,
But I hope that you realize that as an arm of the US Government, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
But I hope that you realize that as an arm of the US Governm...
That's a very generous counteroffer, Mr. X, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
That's a very generous counteroffer, Mr. X,
This isn't a payment or a bid; this is a ransom for James Buchanan. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
This isn't a payment or a bid; this is a ransom for Jam...
As I understand the protocol of a kidnapping, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
As I understand the protocol of a kidnapping,