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Raising Buchanan

You know, this oar wouldmake an awesome weapon

You know, this oar would
make an awesome weapon

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You know, this oar would make an awesome weapon.
Duration
4 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
01:05:17
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Still, make a great new murder weapon. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Still, make a great new murder weapon.
The only things that are burgle-worthy are your laptop and the Blu-Ray player. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
The only things that are burgle-worthy are your laptop and t...
Errol? That stupid ventriloquist? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Errol? That stupid ventriloquist?
So you told Trina, and Trina told Errol that Buchanan was for sale? - Raising Buchanan 00:06
So you told Trina, and Trina told Errol that Buchanan was fo...
Wait, if Errol got Buchanan, how was he gonna to get back to his grave? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Wait, if Errol got Buchanan, how was he gonna to get back to...
What about the whole millhouse-on-the-river plan with the water going to the sea? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
What about the whole millhouse-on-the-river plan with the wa...
But I said, "No." - Raising Buchanan 00:05
But I said, "No."
So was my cousin who watched my bird one summer. Never fed it. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
So was my cousin who watched my bird one summer. Never fed i...
You know, except for Jesus, all Capricorns are buttholes. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You know, except for Jesus, all Capricorns are buttholes.
Hey, check this out. Looks like there were three of them. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Hey, check this out. Looks like there were three of them.
Wait not a Hobbit... what am I thinking of, a midget. A midget! - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Wait not a Hobbit... what am I thinking of, a midget. A midg...
- What? - The "M"-word is like the "N"-word to little people. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
- What? - The "M"-word is like the "N"-w...
There's no such thing as "midgets." - Raising Buchanan 00:05
There's no such thing as "midgets."
Not quite a dwarf exactly, but he had that thing that Gary Coleman had. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Not quite a dwarf exactly, but he had that thing that Gary C...
Well, I was gonna see him tomorrow - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Well, I was gonna see him tomorrow
It's a pretty big deal on the ventriloquial social calendar. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It's a pretty big deal on the ventriloquial social cale...
But Errol put me on probation. Can't go. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
But Errol put me on probation. Can't go.
No, no, no! He'll just get angry, Seriously... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
No, no, no! He'll just get angry, Seriously...
One can never be certain of legacy. - Raising Buchanan 00:45
One can never be certain of legacy.
My pursuit of the office of Chief Executive - Raising Buchanan 00:10
My pursuit of the office of Chief Executive