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Raising Buchanan

You say slavery is "a greatmoral evil" and then you spend your entire politicalcareer...

You say slavery is "a great
moral evil" and then you spend your entire political
career trying to keep it going

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You say slavery is "a great moral evil"
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and then you spend your entire political career trying to keep it going.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:58
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
And I cannot vouch for the author's impartiality. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And I cannot vouch for the author's impartiality.
If you would prefer a more enlightened account of these events, - Raising Buchanan 00:13
If you would prefer a more enlightened account of these even...
Mr. Buchanan's Administration on the Eve of Rebellion? - Raising Buchanan 00:08
Mr. Buchanan's Administration on the Eve of Rebellion?
You've made an enormous mistake, Miss Kiesling. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You've made an enormous mistake, Miss Kiesling.
You will spend a significant portion of your remaining years in a federal penitentiary. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
You will spend a significant portion of your remaining years...
For you, madam, are a shiftless reprobate. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
For you, madam, are a shiftless reprobate.
Well, to criticize me, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Well, to criticize me,
And to me, all endeavors, - Raising Buchanan 00:10
And to me, all endeavors,
For all endeavors there is but one master. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
For all endeavors there is but one master.
I acknowledge no master but the law. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I acknowledge no master but the law.
Well, yes, but you're missing the point. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, yes, but you're missing the point.
But the government is supposed to change the stupid ones, right? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
But the government is supposed to change the stupid ones, ri...
So this is your area of expertise? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So this is your area of expertise?
But I know enough about it - Raising Buchanan 00:08
But I know enough about it
Good. Did Gunderson buy that vaginal pneumonia story? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Good. Did Gunderson buy that vaginal pneumonia story?
So in case Gunderson asks, you had a 24-hour case of whooping vagina. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
So in case Gunderson asks, you had a 24-hour case of whoopin...
Well, I didn't put it in the note, but I figured out an awesome plan. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, I didn't put it in the note, but I figured out an...
Took me a couple of hours, but it is top-notch caper shit! - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Took me a couple of hours, but it is top-notch caper shit!
First, we tell them that the drop will be at the Quik-Run - Raising Buchanan 00:06
First, we tell them that the drop will be at the Quik-Run
Are you sure it's the "bagman?" - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Are you sure it's the "bagman?"