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Raising Buchanan

Your original proposal was to ask formoney in exchange for my safe return, the end result...

Your original proposal was to ask for
money in exchange for my safe return, the end result being the peaceful
restoration of my eternal slumber

Full Transcript

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Your original proposal was to ask for money in exchange for my safe return,
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the end result being the peaceful restoration of my eternal slumber.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:58
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
And this required a nominal equality of purpose from both parties, yes? - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And this required a nominal equality of purpose from both pa...
Now you're simply trying to sell me to anyone who'll take this random object off your hands. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Now you're simply trying to sell me to anyone who'...
There no longer exists even a pretense of concern. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
There no longer exists even a pretense of concern.
In so doing, you have stepped out of the protective shadow of your own rationalization. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
In so doing, you have stepped out of the protective shadow o...
You knew it was a risky path when you chose it. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You knew it was a risky path when you chose it.
But you knew it was irreversibly perilous - Raising Buchanan 00:07
But you knew it was irreversibly perilous
An author I'm acquainted with once wrote: - Raising Buchanan 00:12
An author I'm acquainted with once wrote:
Not really. I could never get past the word "hobgoblin." - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Not really. I could never get past the word "hobgoblin....
Before I ever heard you play a note, I thought, "Here is an artist". - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Before I ever heard you play a note, I thought, "Here i...
And an artistic life demands certain sacrifices from the world at-large. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And an artistic life demands certain sacrifices from the wor...
- No, no, I was putting an ironic twist. - I'm a fucking organ donor! - Raising Buchanan 00:05
- No, no, I was putting an ironic twist. - I'm a fuckin...
Ruth, I've heard stories about your partying past. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Ruth, I've heard stories about your partying past.
Well, the truth is, I don't have him anymore. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, the truth is, I don't have him anymore.
Ahh, a student of history. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Ahh, a student of history.
I only know a handful of these guys, the ones with the cool nicknames. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I only know a handful of these guys, the ones with the cool ...
...Scratch and Sniff". It's been a while. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
...Scratch and Sniff". It's been a while.
"Old Public Functionary." - Raising Buchanan 00:09
"Old Public Functionary."
So the presidents themselves weren't very important? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So the presidents themselves weren't very important?
No. What's important to me is what they stand on. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
No. What's important to me is what they stand on.
He got a "C" because he didn't do the joints right and had to use a staple gun, but... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
He got a "C" because he didn't do the joints ...