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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

As soon as I'd give them the mirror."Hey, let me see." "Goddamn. What the fuck, dumbass?"...

As soon as I'd give them the mirror.
"Hey, let me see." "Goddamn. What the fuck, dumbass?" Like, "You don't know what you're doing.
You don't know how to cut no hair." But I would always tell them
the same thing

Full Transcript

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As soon as I'd give them the mirror. "Hey, let me see."
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"Goddamn. What the fuck, dumbass?"
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Like, "You don't know what you're doing. You don't know how to cut no hair."
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But I would always tell them the same thing.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:28
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
"I'm 13. Why would you let me do this?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
"I'm 13. Why would you let me do this?"
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:33
[audience laughing]
[audience chuckling] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
[audience chuckling]
I didn't realize this, but I take some things for granted - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
I didn't realize this, but I take some things for grant...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
[audience laughing]
And then one day, these parents were like, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:18
And then one day, these parents were like,
I didn't even realize… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
I didn't even realize…
I remember the first time I stayed in New York for a few weeks. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I remember the first time I stayed in New York for a few wee...
I was like 20, maybe, and my buddy was pointing out to me, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
I was like 20, maybe, and my buddy was pointing out to me,
"Am I Republican?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
"Am I Republican?"
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
[audience laughing]
I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm used to, yeah, the police walk around, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm used to, yeah, the...
Like as if to say, "Hey, don't… don't start nothin' now." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
Like as if to say, "Hey, don't… don't start n...
I'm just also very used to the way it is back home… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
I'm just also very used to the way it is back home…
And if you're feeling up to it, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
And if you're feeling up to it,
[audience laughing and applauding] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
[audience laughing and applauding]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
[audience laughing]
From what I can tell, in Canada, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
From what I can tell, in Canada,
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:18
[audience laughing]