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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

But I didn't buy bullets.Those are dangerous

[audience laughing] But I didn't buy bullets.
Those are dangerous

Full Transcript

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[audience laughing]
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But I didn't buy bullets. Those are dangerous.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:44
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
I be like, "Blam, blam, blam!" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I be like, "Blam, blam, blam!"
My boy was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
My boy was looking at me like, "What are you doing?&quo...
I just look back at him like, "Shut the fuck…" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I just look back at him like, "Shut the fuck…"
[audience chuckling] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
[audience chuckling]
I just be sitting there looking at everybody… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:17
I just be sitting there looking at everybody…
Some days I'm in the range, and I'm like, "Blam, blam!" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:14
Some days I'm in the range, and I'm like, "Bl...
I was in there like… [chanting] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I was in there like… [chanting]
They're like, "Why do you come to the gun range - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:41
They're like, "Why do you come to the gun range
I mean, I don't. It's all a joke to me, but… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:21
I mean, I don't. It's all a joke to me, but…
Like… I don't think I'd have the heart to actually shoot somebody. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
Like… I don't think I'd have the heart to actually...
But if my life was really in danger, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
But if my life was really in danger,
I just need the gun itself to scare people off, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I just need the gun itself to scare people off,
You know? Somebody'll run up on me like, "Give me your money!" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
You know? Somebody'll run up on me like, "Give me ...
He'll be like, "Keep your money and your dick, man. I'm sorry." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
He'll be like, "Keep your money and your dick, man...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
[audience laughing]
Like, I don't even mind getting profiled… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
Like, I don't even mind getting profiled…
[scattered chuckles] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[scattered chuckles]
Like if somebody was to come up to me like, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Like if somebody was to come up to me like,
I'd be like, "Damn, that's messed up. I don't even work hard." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:26
I'd be like, "Damn, that's messed up. I don&#...
I don't know. I… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
I don't know. I…