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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

No offense, but I don't wannawork here the rest of my life with y'all

[audience laughing] No offense, but I don't wanna
work here the rest of my life with y'all

Full Transcript

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No offense, but I don't wanna work here the rest of my life with y'all.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:33
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
I got my beer, I'm hanging out with the adults, listening to them talk. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I got my beer, I'm hanging out with the adults, listeni...
I wanted to talk too, but I couldn't find anything that I could relate to - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I wanted to talk too, but I couldn't find anything that...
You know, they're talking about grown-people stuff, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
You know, they're talking about grown-people stuff,
Like, "Ay, mi pinche vieja, güey." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Like, "Ay, mi pinche vieja, güey."
I took a swig of my beer, I was like, "Mm." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
I took a swig of my beer, I was like, "Mm."
I was like, "She never believes me. I take showers!" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
I was like, "She never believes me. I take showers!&quo...
By the time I was 13, I was tired… tired of working for the man. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
By the time I was 13, I was tired… tired of working for the ...
The only way you can learn to cut hair is by practicing on people. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
The only way you can learn to cut hair is by practicing on p...
But, thankfully for me, all my friends - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:11
But, thankfully for me, all my friends
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
[audience laughing]
Their moms couldn't afford to take them and their brothers - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
Their moms couldn't afford to take them and their broth...
So they'll bring them to me, I'll cut their hair for free, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
So they'll bring them to me, I'll cut their hair f...
Like, "I keep my baby looking fresh." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
Like, "I keep my baby looking fresh."
[audience laughing and cheering] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
[audience laughing and cheering]
Post the pictures of the cuts, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:28
Post the pictures of the cuts,
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:20
[audience laughing]
I saw her pulling out the driveway, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:23
I saw her pulling out the driveway,
As soon as I'd give them the mirror. "Hey, let me see." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:14
As soon as I'd give them the mirror. "Hey, let me ...
"I'm 13. Why would you let me do this?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
"I'm 13. Why would you let me do this?"
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:33
[audience laughing]