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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

I'll go up there like,"Yo, is this where that guy was shot?" "Whatever he had, I want six...

[audience laughing] I'll go up there like,
"Yo, is this where that guy was shot?" "Whatever he had, I want six of those." [audience laughing] Or I'll go to, like,
the corporate junk food places too

Full Transcript

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[audience laughing]
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I'll go up there like, "Yo, is this where that guy was shot?"
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"Whatever he had, I want six of those."
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[audience laughing]
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Or I'll go to, like, the corporate junk food places too.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:35
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
I just don't like when their customer service is too good. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I just don't like when their customer service is too go...
Like, if I go to somewhere where I'm not spending that much money, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
Like, if I go to somewhere where I'm not spending that ...
Like-- like at those Chick-fil-As, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:34
Like-- like at those Chick-fil-As,
Those places where the more money you spend, the nicer they get. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
Those places where the more money you spend, the nicer they ...
When they're trying to earn a fat tip, they'll be so nice to you, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
When they're trying to earn a fat tip, they'll be ...
You'll be like, "Yo, can you bring us another round of drinks - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
You'll be like, "Yo, can you bring us another roun...
I'm a sucker for it too. I'll be like, "Yeah, I do all right." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
I'm a sucker for it too. I'll be like, "Yeah,...
With fast food, it's like the more food I order, the madder they get. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
With fast food, it's like the more food I order, the ma...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
[audience laughing]
He had this look on his face - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
He had this look on his face
I took one look at that man, I was like, "He is not horny." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
I took one look at that man, I was like, "He is not hor...
When I was 12 years old, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
When I was 12 years old,
But I was just like, "Man, you-- You know there's, like, basketball… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
But I was just like, "Man, you-- You know there's,...
She was like, "That stuff costs money, this makes money. You gotta think." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
She was like, "That stuff costs money, this makes money...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
[audience laughing]
I couldn't get motivated to the songs that they work to, man. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I couldn't get motivated to the songs that they work to...
Old Mexican dudes work their ass off to the most lovey-dovey music - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
Old Mexican dudes work their ass off to the most lovey-dovey...
Which is wild 'cause right after work, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
Which is wild 'cause right after work,
I remember one of the guys there, he invited us to a cookout at his house, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:34
I remember one of the guys there, he invited us to a cookout...