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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

And my girl doesn't like that.No, sir. Not one bit

[audience laughing] I'm like, "Man, she ain't got no respect." [audience laughing] And my girl doesn't like that.
No, sir. Not one bit

Full Transcript

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[audience laughing]
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I'm like, "Man, she ain't got no respect."
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[audience laughing]
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And my girl doesn't like that. No, sir. Not one bit.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:47
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
[audience laughing]
My girl just looks at her, and then she looks at me… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
My girl just looks at her, and then she looks at me…
She looks at me, and I just look back at my girl like… [scoffs] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
She looks at me, and I just look back at my girl like… [scof...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[audience laughing]
My mom had a boyfriend I remember that went to prison for selling dope, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
My mom had a boyfriend I remember that went to prison for se...
Next time I see my dad, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
Next time I see my dad,
Or, you know, he'll tell me what it really means - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
Or, you know, he'll tell me what it really means
I didn't know that during these times, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
I didn't know that during these times,
He was like, "Sometimes people gotta go to the moon, man. It happens." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:19
He was like, "Sometimes people gotta go to the moon, ma...
But that messed me up so much in school, man, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:22
But that messed me up so much in school, man,
I didn't know that the shoes were funded by drug money, but… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
I didn't know that the shoes were funded by drug money,...
I think my dad felt so guilty about how he got the money - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
I think my dad felt so guilty about how he got the money
Be trying on shoes at the store, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:25
Be trying on shoes at the store,
I was just walking up to Foot Locker employees - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:20
I was just walking up to Foot Locker employees
A brand-new pair of Nikes will have me forgetting I'm only 5'7". - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
A brand-new pair of Nikes will have me forgetting I'm o...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:23
[audience laughing]
I think retail therapy works better than actual therapy. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I think retail therapy works better than actual therapy.
You go to a therapist, spend 200-300 bucks an hour, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:11
You go to a therapist, spend 200-300 bucks an hour,
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
[audience laughing]