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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

Nah, I never… I never drink water

[audience laughing] Nah, I never… I never drink water

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Nah, I never… I never drink water.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:54
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
I don't like when healthy people find out that they drink more water than I do. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I don't like when healthy people find out that they dri...
'Cause you can see it in their face. They immediately start feeling superior. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
'Cause you can see it in their face. They immediately s...
Whenever somebody finds out they drink more water than you, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Whenever somebody finds out they drink more water than you,
Say shit like, "You haven't had any water today?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:18
Say shit like, "You haven't had any water today?&q...
It's, like, in style to drink water, and I don't like it. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
It's, like, in style to drink water, and I don't l...
It's gotten to the point that people will judge you, even, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
It's gotten to the point that people will judge you, ev...
Everybody was like, "You like that one?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
Everybody was like, "You like that one?"
I didn't even know what I did wrong. I was like, "Nah, I don't like it." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
I didn't even know what I did wrong. I was like, "...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
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Dasani's the only water that tastes like outside water hose. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
Dasani's the only water that tastes like outside water ...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
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[audience laughing and applauding] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
[audience laughing and applauding]
I don't… I don't need 'em too much. I need 'em to, like, drive at night. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I don't… I don't need 'em too much. I need &#...
For some reason, once it gets dark outside, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
For some reason, once it gets dark outside,
I tried, like, all the different glasses, and… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
I tried, like, all the different glasses, and…
My biggest fear is that I will wear them while I drive, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:20
My biggest fear is that I will wear them while I drive,
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:28
[audience laughing]
Instead, what I did is I got that box of condoms, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
Instead, what I did is I got that box of condoms,
Now if they find my body in there, they're gonna be like, "This guy… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
Now if they find my body in there, they're gonna be lik...