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But that messed me up so much in school, man
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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

But that messed me upso much in school, man, 'cause they used to tell you,"You work hard,...

But that messed me up
so much in school, man, 'cause they used to tell you,
"You work hard, get good grades, you can do anything you want.
Even be an astronaut." And I was like, "Ahh." [audience laughing] "I'm no dumbass." [audience laughing] But, yeah, my dad would pick me up.
He always had me looking nice

Full Transcript

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But that messed me up so much in school, man,
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'cause they used to tell you, "You work hard, get good grades,
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you can do anything you want. Even be an astronaut."
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And I was like, "Ahh."
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[audience laughing]
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"I'm no dumbass."
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[audience laughing]
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But, yeah, my dad would pick me up. He always had me looking nice.
Duration
22 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:02
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
I didn't know that the shoes were funded by drug money, but… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
I didn't know that the shoes were funded by drug money,...
I think my dad felt so guilty about how he got the money - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
I think my dad felt so guilty about how he got the money
Be trying on shoes at the store, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:25
Be trying on shoes at the store,
I was just walking up to Foot Locker employees - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:20
I was just walking up to Foot Locker employees
A brand-new pair of Nikes will have me forgetting I'm only 5'7". - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
A brand-new pair of Nikes will have me forgetting I'm o...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:23
[audience laughing]
I think retail therapy works better than actual therapy. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I think retail therapy works better than actual therapy.
You go to a therapist, spend 200-300 bucks an hour, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:11
You go to a therapist, spend 200-300 bucks an hour,
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
[audience laughing]
He's like, "My man, my man. Are you a hard worker?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
He's like, "My man, my man. Are you a hard worker?...
He's like, "Nah, you're a hard worker. I can see it in you." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
He's like, "Nah, you're a hard worker. I can ...
He was like, "What you do is you tell your girl about these back massagers, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:38
He was like, "What you do is you tell your girl about t...
Every new pair of shoes I buy - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Every new pair of shoes I buy
Like these Nikes I'm wearing right now, I was lacing them up, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
Like these Nikes I'm wearing right now, I was lacing th...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
[audience laughing]
Sometimes when I'm bored, I go out to the pond to, you know… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:14
Sometimes when I'm bored, I go out to the pond to, you ...
[cheering] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[cheering]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
[audience laughing]
I was like, "Oh damn… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
I was like, "Oh damn…