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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

But the beginning is what got me.I was like, "Infertility…" In my mind, I'm like,"Damn,...

But the beginning is what got me.
I was like, "Infertility…" [audience laughing] In my mind, I'm like,
"Damn, so I look cool as hell and I don't have to use condoms anymore?" [audience laughing] I'll be about to hook up with a girl,
and she's like, "Do you have protection?" I'm like… [inhales] [audience laughing] "Just hit this, baby." [audience laughing]

Full Transcript

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But the beginning is what got me. I was like, "Infertility…"
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[audience laughing]
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In my mind, I'm like, "Damn, so I look cool as hell
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and I don't have to use condoms anymore?"
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[audience laughing]
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I'll be about to hook up with a girl, and she's like, "Do you have protection?"
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I'm like… [inhales]
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[audience laughing]
00:00:21.104 --> 00:00:22.397
"Just hit this, baby."
00:00:22.048 --> 00:00:24.774
[audience laughing]
Duration
26 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:43
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
First time I tried it, I only… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
First time I tried it, I only…
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
[audience laughing]
I was outside the bar, and I feel-- I feel like I nailed it. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I was outside the bar, and I feel-- I feel like I nailed it.
I put that cigarette in my mouth, I lit it, I took that first hit, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:29
I put that cigarette in my mouth, I lit it, I took that firs...
[audience chuckling] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
[audience chuckling]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[audience laughing]
I don't like when healthy people find out that they drink more water than I do. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I don't like when healthy people find out that they dri...
'Cause you can see it in their face. They immediately start feeling superior. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
'Cause you can see it in their face. They immediately s...
Whenever somebody finds out they drink more water than you, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Whenever somebody finds out they drink more water than you,
Say shit like, "You haven't had any water today?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:18
Say shit like, "You haven't had any water today?&q...
It's, like, in style to drink water, and I don't like it. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
It's, like, in style to drink water, and I don't l...
It's gotten to the point that people will judge you, even, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
It's gotten to the point that people will judge you, ev...
Everybody was like, "You like that one?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
Everybody was like, "You like that one?"
I didn't even know what I did wrong. I was like, "Nah, I don't like it." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
I didn't even know what I did wrong. I was like, "...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[audience laughing]
Dasani's the only water that tastes like outside water hose. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
Dasani's the only water that tastes like outside water ...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing and applauding] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
[audience laughing and applauding]
I don't… I don't need 'em too much. I need 'em to, like, drive at night. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I don't… I don't need 'em too much. I need &#...