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For some reason, once it gets dark outside
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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

For some reason,once it gets dark outside, I just can't seelittle things on the road, like...

For some reason,
once it gets dark outside, I just can't see
little things on the road, like innocent pedestrians and… [audience laughing] But I don't like to wear 'em, man.
Some people can rock glasses

Full Transcript

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For some reason, once it gets dark outside,
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I just can't see little things on the road,
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like innocent pedestrians and…
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[audience laughing]
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But I don't like to wear 'em, man. Some people can rock glasses.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:07
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
I tried, like, all the different glasses, and… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
I tried, like, all the different glasses, and…
My biggest fear is that I will wear them while I drive, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:20
My biggest fear is that I will wear them while I drive,
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:28
[audience laughing]
Instead, what I did is I got that box of condoms, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
Instead, what I did is I got that box of condoms,
Now if they find my body in there, they're gonna be like, "This guy… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
Now if they find my body in there, they're gonna be lik...
I haven't been in a relationship for a while, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
I haven't been in a relationship for a while,
I was asking my girl, I was like, "Have you ever gone skydiving before?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
I was asking my girl, I was like, "Have you ever gone s...
And in my mind, all I heard was, like, "Yeah, I went skydiving before." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:11
And in my mind, all I heard was, like, "Yeah, I went sk...
But it… [chuckles] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
But it… [chuckles]
Her parents… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Her parents…
She said growing up, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
She said growing up,
They'd go to another room if they had to, but never in front of the kids. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
They'd go to another room if they had to, but never in ...
I-- I was raised by my grandparents, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:11
I-- I was raised by my grandparents,
They were like, "He needs to hear this, goddammit." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:14
They were like, "He needs to hear this, goddammit."...
Man, she's cool, man, she's cool. Her family's real religious. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
Man, she's cool, man, she's cool. Her family'...
My girlfriend always wants us to pray before we eat - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
My girlfriend always wants us to pray before we eat
I don't wanna pray before every meal, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
I don't wanna pray before every meal,
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:24
[audience laughing]
She wants us to go to church, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
She wants us to go to church,
Like, I'm one of those people, like, I believe in God, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
Like, I'm one of those people, like, I believe in God,