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He looked at that cashier

Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

He looked at that cashier, he said, "Excuse, me, sir,are you profiling me right now?" And...

Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga • 2023

He looked at that cashier, he said, "Excuse, me, sir,
are you profiling me right now?" And the cashier was like,
"You call it what you want, man." He's like, "Little fuckers like you
come in and steal shit all the time." He's like, "I don't need you in my store." Jaime was mad. He's like, "You don't…
you don't know who I am or how I am." He's like,
"We've never stolen from you, man." "We come in here all the time
and buy snacks." And I was just like, "Yo, don't say 'we.'" [audience laughing]

Full Transcript

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He looked at that cashier,

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he said, "Excuse, me, sir, are you profiling me right now?"

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And the cashier was like, "You call it what you want, man."

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He's like, "Little fuckers like you come in and steal shit all the time."

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He's like, "I don't need you in my store."

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Jaime was mad. He's like, "You don't… you don't know who I am or how I am."

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He's like, "We've never stolen from you, man."

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"We come in here all the time and buy snacks."

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And I was just like, "Yo, don't say 'we.'"

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[audience laughing]

Duration

28 seconds

Views

30

Timestamp in Movie

01:00:52

Uploaded

Apr 12, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.