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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

He's like,"Mm, you don't play it by the book, but you're a good detective,...

He's like,
"Mm, you don't play it by the book, but you're a good detective, goddammit.
You're in." [audience laughing] And I'm just at the gates,
like, "Thanks, Chief." [audience laughing] I just… I just don't like
going to church, man

Full Transcript

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He's like, "Mm, you don't play it by the book,
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but you're a good detective, goddammit. You're in."
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[audience laughing]
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And I'm just at the gates, like, "Thanks, Chief."
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[audience laughing]
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I just… I just don't like going to church, man.
Duration
21 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:25
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:11
[audience laughing]
I don't know. I've never liked the people at the churches that I've gone to, man. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I don't know. I've never liked the people at the c...
If those are the people that are gonna be hanging out in heaven, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
If those are the people that are gonna be hanging out in hea...
I would like to settle down, man, you know, 'cause I really like girls. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I would like to settle down, man, you know, 'cause I re...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[audience laughing]
And, like, I know I'm good, 'cause when I'm kissing girls, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
And, like, I know I'm good, 'cause when I'm k...
When they do like it, I'm like, "You don't know what good is, do you?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
When they do like it, I'm like, "You don't kn...
Like I don't have that old-school mentality, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
Like I don't have that old-school mentality,
I just want a girl… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I just want a girl…
But if my wife isn't, I just have to love and support her, you know? - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
But if my wife isn't, I just have to love and support h...
I used to, like, sit and wonder, like, who would my dream girl be? - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I used to, like, sit and wonder, like, who would my dream gi...
And I would always envision my dream girl would be a girl - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
And I would always envision my dream girl would be a girl
It'd probably be even hotter if she was also illegal. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
It'd probably be even hotter if she was also illegal.
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
[audience laughing]
I'd like a girl who, she drives, she takes the wheel, you know? - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I'd like a girl who, she drives, she takes the wheel, y...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing and applauding] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
[audience laughing and applauding]
She's like, "Ralph." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
She's like, "Ralph."
That's 'cause, like, I see those movies like Fast and the Furious and all those, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
That's 'cause, like, I see those movies like Fast ...
I'm like, "Man, I'd like to be like that girl, but to my girl." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
I'm like, "Man, I'd like to be like that girl...