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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

He's like, "Second… nobody gets naked on my bus." He scared the hell out of mewhen he...

He's like, "Second… nobody gets naked on my bus." [audience laughing] That's when I was like, "Ahh." "I overpaid for this trip." [audience laughing] He scared the hell out of me
when he said that because there was only
three of us on the bus

Full Transcript

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He's like, "Second…
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nobody gets naked on my bus."
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[audience laughing]
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That's when I was like, "Ahh."
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"I overpaid for this trip."
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[audience laughing]
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He scared the hell out of me when he said that
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because there was only three of us on the bus.
Duration
19 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:45
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:41
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:21
[audience laughing]
One thing I like about traveling is going to different cities - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
One thing I like about traveling is going to different citie...
I've also noticed that every city's the same - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
I've also noticed that every city's the same
It's weird. It's like the more people that have been shot in a place, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
It's weird. It's like the more people that have be...
I don't even think it's anything they do to the food in particular. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I don't even think it's anything they do to the fo...
Like, knowing you can get shot at any second, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
Like, knowing you can get shot at any second,
You're like, "This might be my last." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
You're like, "This might be my last."
You know, it's like 2:00 a.m., you leave the bar, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:14
You know, it's like 2:00 a.m., you leave the bar,
Any time I'm in a different city and wanna look for something good to eat, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Any time I'm in a different city and wanna look for som...
I wait for them to be like, "Local man shot at taco stand tonight." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
I wait for them to be like, "Local man shot at taco sta...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
[audience laughing]
I just don't like when their customer service is too good. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I just don't like when their customer service is too go...
Like, if I go to somewhere where I'm not spending that much money, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
Like, if I go to somewhere where I'm not spending that ...
Like-- like at those Chick-fil-As, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:34
Like-- like at those Chick-fil-As,
Those places where the more money you spend, the nicer they get. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
Those places where the more money you spend, the nicer they ...
When they're trying to earn a fat tip, they'll be so nice to you, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
When they're trying to earn a fat tip, they'll be ...
You'll be like, "Yo, can you bring us another round of drinks - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
You'll be like, "Yo, can you bring us another roun...
I'm a sucker for it too. I'll be like, "Yeah, I do all right." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
I'm a sucker for it too. I'll be like, "Yeah,...
With fast food, it's like the more food I order, the madder they get. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
With fast food, it's like the more food I order, the ma...