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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

I didn't even know what I did wrong.I was like, "Nah, I don't like it." "I was just...

I didn't even know what I did wrong.
I was like, "Nah, I don't like it." [audience laughing] "I was just holding onto it
for this girl I have sex with sometimes." [audience laughing] I don't know which one
the "cool" water is to drink

Full Transcript

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I didn't even know what I did wrong. I was like, "Nah, I don't like it."
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[audience laughing]
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"I was just holding onto it for this girl I have sex with sometimes."
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[audience laughing]
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I don't know which one the "cool" water is to drink.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:01
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[audience laughing]
Dasani's the only water that tastes like outside water hose. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
Dasani's the only water that tastes like outside water ...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing and applauding] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
[audience laughing and applauding]
I don't… I don't need 'em too much. I need 'em to, like, drive at night. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I don't… I don't need 'em too much. I need &#...
For some reason, once it gets dark outside, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
For some reason, once it gets dark outside,
I tried, like, all the different glasses, and… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
I tried, like, all the different glasses, and…
My biggest fear is that I will wear them while I drive, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:20
My biggest fear is that I will wear them while I drive,
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:28
[audience laughing]
Instead, what I did is I got that box of condoms, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
Instead, what I did is I got that box of condoms,
Now if they find my body in there, they're gonna be like, "This guy… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
Now if they find my body in there, they're gonna be lik...
I haven't been in a relationship for a while, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
I haven't been in a relationship for a while,
I was asking my girl, I was like, "Have you ever gone skydiving before?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
I was asking my girl, I was like, "Have you ever gone s...
And in my mind, all I heard was, like, "Yeah, I went skydiving before." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:11
And in my mind, all I heard was, like, "Yeah, I went sk...
But it… [chuckles] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
But it… [chuckles]
Her parents… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Her parents…
She said growing up, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
She said growing up,
They'd go to another room if they had to, but never in front of the kids. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
They'd go to another room if they had to, but never in ...
I-- I was raised by my grandparents, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:11
I-- I was raised by my grandparents,