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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

I was even smoking cigarettesfor a little bit. I stopped that

I was even smoking cigarettes
for a little bit. I stopped that

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I was even smoking cigarettes for a little bit. I stopped that.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:53
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
I know it's unhealthy, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
I know it's unhealthy,
They don't even have to say real words. They just gotta, like… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
They don't even have to say real words. They just gotta...
I'm like, "Bro, he's so right." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I'm like, "Bro, he's so right."
Yeah, I know-- I know it's unhealthy, but all those health risks, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
Yeah, I know-- I know it's unhealthy, but all those hea...
It was like, "Warning… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
It was like, "Warning…
But the beginning is what got me. I was like, "Infertility…" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:26
But the beginning is what got me. I was like, "Infertil...
First time I tried it, I only… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
First time I tried it, I only…
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
[audience laughing]
I was outside the bar, and I feel-- I feel like I nailed it. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I was outside the bar, and I feel-- I feel like I nailed it.
I put that cigarette in my mouth, I lit it, I took that first hit, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:29
I put that cigarette in my mouth, I lit it, I took that firs...
[audience chuckling] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
[audience chuckling]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[audience laughing]
I don't like when healthy people find out that they drink more water than I do. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I don't like when healthy people find out that they dri...
'Cause you can see it in their face. They immediately start feeling superior. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
'Cause you can see it in their face. They immediately s...
Whenever somebody finds out they drink more water than you, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Whenever somebody finds out they drink more water than you,
Say shit like, "You haven't had any water today?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:18
Say shit like, "You haven't had any water today?&q...
It's, like, in style to drink water, and I don't like it. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
It's, like, in style to drink water, and I don't l...
It's gotten to the point that people will judge you, even, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
It's gotten to the point that people will judge you, ev...
Everybody was like, "You like that one?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
Everybody was like, "You like that one?"
I didn't even know what I did wrong. I was like, "Nah, I don't like it." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
I didn't even know what I did wrong. I was like, "...