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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

I haven't beenin a relationship for a while, and I'm realizinghow jealous of a dude I am

I haven't been
in a relationship for a while, and I'm realizing
how jealous of a dude I am

Full Transcript

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I haven't been in a relationship for a while,
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and I'm realizing how jealous of a dude I am.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:37
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
I was asking my girl, I was like, "Have you ever gone skydiving before?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
I was asking my girl, I was like, "Have you ever gone s...
And in my mind, all I heard was, like, "Yeah, I went skydiving before." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:11
And in my mind, all I heard was, like, "Yeah, I went sk...
But it… [chuckles] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
But it… [chuckles]
Her parents… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Her parents…
She said growing up, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
She said growing up,
They'd go to another room if they had to, but never in front of the kids. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
They'd go to another room if they had to, but never in ...
I-- I was raised by my grandparents, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:11
I-- I was raised by my grandparents,
They were like, "He needs to hear this, goddammit." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:14
They were like, "He needs to hear this, goddammit."...
Man, she's cool, man, she's cool. Her family's real religious. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
Man, she's cool, man, she's cool. Her family'...
My girlfriend always wants us to pray before we eat - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
My girlfriend always wants us to pray before we eat
I don't wanna pray before every meal, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
I don't wanna pray before every meal,
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:24
[audience laughing]
She wants us to go to church, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
She wants us to go to church,
Like, I'm one of those people, like, I believe in God, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
Like, I'm one of those people, like, I believe in God,
I think there's a lot of us like that, that we believe… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
I think there's a lot of us like that, that we believe…...
[audience laughing and applauding] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
[audience laughing and applauding]
He's like, "Mm, you don't play it by the book, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:21
He's like, "Mm, you don't play it by the book...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:11
[audience laughing]
I don't know. I've never liked the people at the churches that I've gone to, man. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I don't know. I've never liked the people at the c...
If those are the people that are gonna be hanging out in heaven, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
If those are the people that are gonna be hanging out in hea...