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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

I just be sitting therelooking at everybody… "Who has the remote?" When you don't buy...

I just be sitting there
looking at everybody… [imitates gun cocking]
"Who has the remote?" [audience laughing] When you don't buy bullets,
you technically have access to any kind of bullets you'd ever want

Full Transcript

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I just be sitting there looking at everybody…
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[imitates gun cocking] "Who has the remote?"
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[audience laughing]
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When you don't buy bullets, you technically have access
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to any kind of bullets you'd ever want.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:38
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
Some days I'm in the range, and I'm like, "Blam, blam!" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:14
Some days I'm in the range, and I'm like, "Bl...
I was in there like… [chanting] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I was in there like… [chanting]
They're like, "Why do you come to the gun range - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:41
They're like, "Why do you come to the gun range
I mean, I don't. It's all a joke to me, but… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:21
I mean, I don't. It's all a joke to me, but…
Like… I don't think I'd have the heart to actually shoot somebody. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
Like… I don't think I'd have the heart to actually...
But if my life was really in danger, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
But if my life was really in danger,
I just need the gun itself to scare people off, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I just need the gun itself to scare people off,
You know? Somebody'll run up on me like, "Give me your money!" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
You know? Somebody'll run up on me like, "Give me ...
He'll be like, "Keep your money and your dick, man. I'm sorry." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
He'll be like, "Keep your money and your dick, man...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
[audience laughing]
Like, I don't even mind getting profiled… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
Like, I don't even mind getting profiled…
[scattered chuckles] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[scattered chuckles]
Like if somebody was to come up to me like, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Like if somebody was to come up to me like,
I'd be like, "Damn, that's messed up. I don't even work hard." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:26
I'd be like, "Damn, that's messed up. I don&#...
I don't know. I… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
I don't know. I…
Like, when I was 13, me and my buddy Jaime went walking to a 7-Eleven gas station - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
Like, when I was 13, me and my buddy Jaime went walking to a...
And when we got to the freezer, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
And when we got to the freezer,
It's, like, in this weird Downy toilet paper roll-looking… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
It's, like, in this weird Downy toilet paper roll-looki...
I was about to grab it, but my buddy Jaime and his long-ass fingers - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
I was about to grab it, but my buddy Jaime and his long-ass ...
But right when he gripped it, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
But right when he gripped it,