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I would like to settle down, man, you know, 'cause I really like girls
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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

I would like to settle down, man,you know, 'cause I really like girls

I would like to settle down, man,
you know, 'cause I really like girls

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I would like to settle down, man, you know, 'cause I really like girls.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:22
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[audience laughing]
And, like, I know I'm good, 'cause when I'm kissing girls, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
And, like, I know I'm good, 'cause when I'm k...
When they do like it, I'm like, "You don't know what good is, do you?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
When they do like it, I'm like, "You don't kn...
Like I don't have that old-school mentality, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
Like I don't have that old-school mentality,
I just want a girl… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I just want a girl…
But if my wife isn't, I just have to love and support her, you know? - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
But if my wife isn't, I just have to love and support h...
I used to, like, sit and wonder, like, who would my dream girl be? - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I used to, like, sit and wonder, like, who would my dream gi...
And I would always envision my dream girl would be a girl - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
And I would always envision my dream girl would be a girl
It'd probably be even hotter if she was also illegal. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
It'd probably be even hotter if she was also illegal.
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
[audience laughing]
I'd like a girl who, she drives, she takes the wheel, you know? - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I'd like a girl who, she drives, she takes the wheel, y...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing and applauding] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
[audience laughing and applauding]
She's like, "Ralph." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
She's like, "Ralph."
That's 'cause, like, I see those movies like Fast and the Furious and all those, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
That's 'cause, like, I see those movies like Fast ...
I'm like, "Man, I'd like to be like that girl, but to my girl." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
I'm like, "Man, I'd like to be like that girl...
I can already envision, like, my dream life - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I can already envision, like, my dream life
It's late at night, my window's cracked open, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
It's late at night, my window's cracked open,
I'm already laying in bed, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I'm already laying in bed,
And then from down the street, like, getting closer and closer, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:17
And then from down the street, like, getting closer and clos...