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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

I'd be like, "Damn, that's messed up.I don't even work hard." But if somebody came up to...

I'd be like, "Damn, that's messed up.
I don't even work hard." [audience laughing] But if somebody came up to me
and was like, "Yo… look at this bean-eating…" [audience tittering] "…Hot Cheeto-loving…" [audience laughing] "…dish-washing, Dragon Ball-watching…" I'd be like, "Damn, he's good." [raucous laughter]

Full Transcript

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I'd be like, "Damn, that's messed up. I don't even work hard."
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[audience laughing]
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But if somebody came up to me and was like, "Yo…
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look at this bean-eating…"
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[audience tittering]
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"…Hot Cheeto-loving…"
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[audience laughing]
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"…dish-washing, Dragon Ball-watching…"
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I'd be like, "Damn, he's good."
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[raucous laughter]
Duration
26 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:54
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
I don't know. I… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
I don't know. I…
Like, when I was 13, me and my buddy Jaime went walking to a 7-Eleven gas station - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
Like, when I was 13, me and my buddy Jaime went walking to a...
And when we got to the freezer, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
And when we got to the freezer,
It's, like, in this weird Downy toilet paper roll-looking… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
It's, like, in this weird Downy toilet paper roll-looki...
I was about to grab it, but my buddy Jaime and his long-ass fingers - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
I was about to grab it, but my buddy Jaime and his long-ass ...
But right when he gripped it, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
But right when he gripped it,
This man, this cashier, he said to the woman cashier, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:14
This man, this cashier, he said to the woman cashier,
And my buddy Jaime let go of the ice cream, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
And my buddy Jaime let go of the ice cream,
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
[audience laughing]
He looked at that cashier, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:28
He looked at that cashier,
He's like, "You don't have any right to talk to us like that." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:23
He's like, "You don't have any right to talk ...
They're like, "Hell, yeah. Tell his ass, kid. Tell him." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
They're like, "Hell, yeah. Tell his ass, kid. Tell...
[raucous laughter] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
[raucous laughter]
- [audience cheering wildly and applauding] - Appreciate it. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
- [audience cheering wildly and applauding] - Appreciate it.
[upbeat hip-hop music playing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
[upbeat hip-hop music playing]
- [upbeat hip-hop music continues] - [applause continues] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
- [upbeat hip-hop music continues] - [applause continues]
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