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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

It was like, "Warning… tobacco may increase the riskof infertility, low birth weight," and...

It was like, "Warning… tobacco may increase the risk
of infertility, low birth weight," and so on and so on

Full Transcript

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It was like, "Warning…
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tobacco may increase the risk of infertility, low birth weight,"
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and so on and so on.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:36
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
But the beginning is what got me. I was like, "Infertility…" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:26
But the beginning is what got me. I was like, "Infertil...
First time I tried it, I only… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
First time I tried it, I only…
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
[audience laughing]
I was outside the bar, and I feel-- I feel like I nailed it. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I was outside the bar, and I feel-- I feel like I nailed it.
I put that cigarette in my mouth, I lit it, I took that first hit, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:29
I put that cigarette in my mouth, I lit it, I took that firs...
[audience chuckling] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
[audience chuckling]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[audience laughing]
I don't like when healthy people find out that they drink more water than I do. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I don't like when healthy people find out that they dri...
'Cause you can see it in their face. They immediately start feeling superior. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
'Cause you can see it in their face. They immediately s...
Whenever somebody finds out they drink more water than you, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Whenever somebody finds out they drink more water than you,
Say shit like, "You haven't had any water today?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:18
Say shit like, "You haven't had any water today?&q...
It's, like, in style to drink water, and I don't like it. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
It's, like, in style to drink water, and I don't l...
It's gotten to the point that people will judge you, even, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
It's gotten to the point that people will judge you, ev...
Everybody was like, "You like that one?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
Everybody was like, "You like that one?"
I didn't even know what I did wrong. I was like, "Nah, I don't like it." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
I didn't even know what I did wrong. I was like, "...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[audience laughing]
Dasani's the only water that tastes like outside water hose. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
Dasani's the only water that tastes like outside water ...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing and applauding] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
[audience laughing and applauding]