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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

Like, knowing you can get shotat any second, it makes you savor it more

Like, knowing you can get shot
at any second, it makes you savor it more

Full Transcript

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Like, knowing you can get shot at any second,
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it makes you savor it more.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:39
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
You're like, "This might be my last." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
You're like, "This might be my last."
You know, it's like 2:00 a.m., you leave the bar, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:14
You know, it's like 2:00 a.m., you leave the bar,
Any time I'm in a different city and wanna look for something good to eat, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Any time I'm in a different city and wanna look for som...
I wait for them to be like, "Local man shot at taco stand tonight." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
I wait for them to be like, "Local man shot at taco sta...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
[audience laughing]
I just don't like when their customer service is too good. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I just don't like when their customer service is too go...
Like, if I go to somewhere where I'm not spending that much money, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
Like, if I go to somewhere where I'm not spending that ...
Like-- like at those Chick-fil-As, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:34
Like-- like at those Chick-fil-As,
Those places where the more money you spend, the nicer they get. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
Those places where the more money you spend, the nicer they ...
When they're trying to earn a fat tip, they'll be so nice to you, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
When they're trying to earn a fat tip, they'll be ...
You'll be like, "Yo, can you bring us another round of drinks - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
You'll be like, "Yo, can you bring us another roun...
I'm a sucker for it too. I'll be like, "Yeah, I do all right." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
I'm a sucker for it too. I'll be like, "Yeah,...
With fast food, it's like the more food I order, the madder they get. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
With fast food, it's like the more food I order, the ma...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
[audience laughing]
He had this look on his face - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
He had this look on his face
I took one look at that man, I was like, "He is not horny." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
I took one look at that man, I was like, "He is not hor...
When I was 12 years old, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
When I was 12 years old,
But I was just like, "Man, you-- You know there's, like, basketball… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
But I was just like, "Man, you-- You know there's,...
She was like, "That stuff costs money, this makes money. You gotta think." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
She was like, "That stuff costs money, this makes money...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
[audience laughing]