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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

Next time I see my dad, I'm gonna tell himthis whole Martin story

Next time I see my dad, I'm gonna tell him
this whole Martin story

Full Transcript

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Next time I see my dad,
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I'm gonna tell him this whole Martin story.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:18
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
Or, you know, he'll tell me what it really means - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
Or, you know, he'll tell me what it really means
I didn't know that during these times, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
I didn't know that during these times,
He was like, "Sometimes people gotta go to the moon, man. It happens." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:19
He was like, "Sometimes people gotta go to the moon, ma...
But that messed me up so much in school, man, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:22
But that messed me up so much in school, man,
I didn't know that the shoes were funded by drug money, but… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
I didn't know that the shoes were funded by drug money,...
I think my dad felt so guilty about how he got the money - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
I think my dad felt so guilty about how he got the money
Be trying on shoes at the store, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:25
Be trying on shoes at the store,
I was just walking up to Foot Locker employees - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:20
I was just walking up to Foot Locker employees
A brand-new pair of Nikes will have me forgetting I'm only 5'7". - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
A brand-new pair of Nikes will have me forgetting I'm o...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:23
[audience laughing]
I think retail therapy works better than actual therapy. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I think retail therapy works better than actual therapy.
You go to a therapist, spend 200-300 bucks an hour, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:11
You go to a therapist, spend 200-300 bucks an hour,
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
[audience laughing]
He's like, "My man, my man. Are you a hard worker?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
He's like, "My man, my man. Are you a hard worker?...
He's like, "Nah, you're a hard worker. I can see it in you." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
He's like, "Nah, you're a hard worker. I can ...
He was like, "What you do is you tell your girl about these back massagers, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:38
He was like, "What you do is you tell your girl about t...
Every new pair of shoes I buy - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Every new pair of shoes I buy
Like these Nikes I'm wearing right now, I was lacing them up, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
Like these Nikes I'm wearing right now, I was lacing th...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
[audience laughing]