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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

No, but… I'm too friendly to start bar fights, man

No, but… I'm too friendly to start bar fights, man

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No, but…
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I'm too friendly to start bar fights, man.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:19
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
[audience laughing]
He was like, "Yo, yo, yo. What the fuck is this?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
He was like, "Yo, yo, yo. What the fuck is this?"
He took a strawberry, he was like, "All right, all right." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:14
He took a strawberry, he was like, "All right, all righ...
I've been fortunate enough to get to travel a little bit, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I've been fortunate enough to get to travel a little bi...
I took a $25 bus ride from Dallas to Houston one time. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I took a $25 bus ride from Dallas to Houston one time.
I remember thinking, "Man, 25 bucks and they take you to a whole other city?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
I remember thinking, "Man, 25 bucks and they take you t...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:21
[audience laughing]
He's like, "Second… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:19
He's like, "Second…
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:41
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:21
[audience laughing]
One thing I like about traveling is going to different cities - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
One thing I like about traveling is going to different citie...
I've also noticed that every city's the same - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
I've also noticed that every city's the same
It's weird. It's like the more people that have been shot in a place, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
It's weird. It's like the more people that have be...
I don't even think it's anything they do to the food in particular. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I don't even think it's anything they do to the fo...
Like, knowing you can get shot at any second, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
Like, knowing you can get shot at any second,
You're like, "This might be my last." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
You're like, "This might be my last."
You know, it's like 2:00 a.m., you leave the bar, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:14
You know, it's like 2:00 a.m., you leave the bar,
Any time I'm in a different city and wanna look for something good to eat, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Any time I'm in a different city and wanna look for som...
I wait for them to be like, "Local man shot at taco stand tonight." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
I wait for them to be like, "Local man shot at taco sta...