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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

Or, you know,he'll tell me what it really means 'cause he has no reason to lie

Or, you know,
he'll tell me what it really means 'cause he has no reason to lie

Full Transcript

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Or, you know, he'll tell me what it really means
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'cause he has no reason to lie.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:24
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
I didn't know that during these times, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
I didn't know that during these times,
He was like, "Sometimes people gotta go to the moon, man. It happens." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:19
He was like, "Sometimes people gotta go to the moon, ma...
But that messed me up so much in school, man, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:22
But that messed me up so much in school, man,
I didn't know that the shoes were funded by drug money, but… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
I didn't know that the shoes were funded by drug money,...
I think my dad felt so guilty about how he got the money - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
I think my dad felt so guilty about how he got the money
Be trying on shoes at the store, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:25
Be trying on shoes at the store,
I was just walking up to Foot Locker employees - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:20
I was just walking up to Foot Locker employees
A brand-new pair of Nikes will have me forgetting I'm only 5'7". - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
A brand-new pair of Nikes will have me forgetting I'm o...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:23
[audience laughing]
I think retail therapy works better than actual therapy. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I think retail therapy works better than actual therapy.
You go to a therapist, spend 200-300 bucks an hour, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:11
You go to a therapist, spend 200-300 bucks an hour,
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
[audience laughing]
He's like, "My man, my man. Are you a hard worker?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
He's like, "My man, my man. Are you a hard worker?...
He's like, "Nah, you're a hard worker. I can see it in you." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
He's like, "Nah, you're a hard worker. I can ...
He was like, "What you do is you tell your girl about these back massagers, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:38
He was like, "What you do is you tell your girl about t...
Every new pair of shoes I buy - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
Every new pair of shoes I buy
Like these Nikes I'm wearing right now, I was lacing them up, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
Like these Nikes I'm wearing right now, I was lacing th...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
[audience laughing]
Sometimes when I'm bored, I go out to the pond to, you know… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:14
Sometimes when I'm bored, I go out to the pond to, you ...