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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

They were like,"He needs to hear this, goddammit." Nah, I'm… I'm kidding.My grandparents...

They were like,
"He needs to hear this, goddammit." [audience laughing] Nah, I'm… I'm kidding.
My grandparents never… spoke English

Full Transcript

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They were like, "He needs to hear this, goddammit."
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[audience laughing]
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Nah, I'm…
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I'm kidding. My grandparents never… spoke English.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:45
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
Man, she's cool, man, she's cool. Her family's real religious. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
Man, she's cool, man, she's cool. Her family'...
My girlfriend always wants us to pray before we eat - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
My girlfriend always wants us to pray before we eat
I don't wanna pray before every meal, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
I don't wanna pray before every meal,
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:24
[audience laughing]
She wants us to go to church, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
She wants us to go to church,
Like, I'm one of those people, like, I believe in God, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
Like, I'm one of those people, like, I believe in God,
I think there's a lot of us like that, that we believe… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
I think there's a lot of us like that, that we believe…...
[audience laughing and applauding] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
[audience laughing and applauding]
He's like, "Mm, you don't play it by the book, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:21
He's like, "Mm, you don't play it by the book...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:11
[audience laughing]
I don't know. I've never liked the people at the churches that I've gone to, man. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I don't know. I've never liked the people at the c...
If those are the people that are gonna be hanging out in heaven, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
If those are the people that are gonna be hanging out in hea...
I would like to settle down, man, you know, 'cause I really like girls. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I would like to settle down, man, you know, 'cause I re...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[audience laughing]
And, like, I know I'm good, 'cause when I'm kissing girls, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
And, like, I know I'm good, 'cause when I'm k...
When they do like it, I'm like, "You don't know what good is, do you?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
When they do like it, I'm like, "You don't kn...
Like I don't have that old-school mentality, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
Like I don't have that old-school mentality,
I just want a girl… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I just want a girl…
But if my wife isn't, I just have to love and support her, you know? - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
But if my wife isn't, I just have to love and support h...
I used to, like, sit and wonder, like, who would my dream girl be? - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I used to, like, sit and wonder, like, who would my dream gi...