They're like,"Why do you come to the gun range if you're just gonna pretend?" I said,...

They're like,
"Why do you come to the gun range if you're just gonna pretend?" I said, "Pretend?" I'm like, "Bro, you bought bullets
and a piece of paper to shoot at." "You just paid money
to pretend harder than I do." [audience laughing and applauding] Like, "If anything, you're wasting money,
'cause sometimes you miss." [audience laughing] "I never miss." [audience cheering and applauding] I'll be in my booth like,
"Head shot. Again." [audience laughing] [cheering]