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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

When they do like it, I'm like,"You don't know what good is, do you?" Like, "You have bad...

When they do like it, I'm like,
"You don't know what good is, do you?" [audience laughing] Like, "You have bad taste.
I can't be with you." [audience laughing]

Full Transcript

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When they do like it, I'm like, "You don't know what good is, do you?"
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[audience laughing]
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Like, "You have bad taste. I can't be with you."
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[audience laughing]
Duration
13 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:17
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
Like I don't have that old-school mentality, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
Like I don't have that old-school mentality,
I just want a girl… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I just want a girl…
But if my wife isn't, I just have to love and support her, you know? - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
But if my wife isn't, I just have to love and support h...
I used to, like, sit and wonder, like, who would my dream girl be? - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I used to, like, sit and wonder, like, who would my dream gi...
And I would always envision my dream girl would be a girl - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
And I would always envision my dream girl would be a girl
It'd probably be even hotter if she was also illegal. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
It'd probably be even hotter if she was also illegal.
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
[audience laughing]
I'd like a girl who, she drives, she takes the wheel, you know? - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I'd like a girl who, she drives, she takes the wheel, y...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:15
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing and applauding] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
[audience laughing and applauding]
She's like, "Ralph." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
She's like, "Ralph."
That's 'cause, like, I see those movies like Fast and the Furious and all those, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
That's 'cause, like, I see those movies like Fast ...
I'm like, "Man, I'd like to be like that girl, but to my girl." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
I'm like, "Man, I'd like to be like that girl...
I can already envision, like, my dream life - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I can already envision, like, my dream life
It's late at night, my window's cracked open, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
It's late at night, my window's cracked open,
I'm already laying in bed, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
I'm already laying in bed,
And then from down the street, like, getting closer and closer, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:17
And then from down the street, like, getting closer and clos...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
[audience laughing]
She… she has the other versions too, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
She… she has the other versions too,