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When he was behind me, I was too nervous to smoke
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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

When he was behind me,I was too nervous to smoke, but when I got behind him,I sparked that...

When he was behind me,
I was too nervous to smoke, but when I got behind him,
I sparked that bitch back up

Full Transcript

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When he was behind me, I was too nervous to smoke,
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but when I got behind him, I sparked that bitch back up.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:04
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
[audience laughing and applauding] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:32
[audience laughing and applauding]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:18
[audience laughing]
He tried getting off the highway, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:16
He tried getting off the highway,
I'm like, "Where you goin', man? You gotta run out of gas eventually." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
I'm like, "Where you goin', man? You gotta ru...
[raucous laughter and applause] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[raucous laughter and applause]
And just as I was about to spark it, he put his signal light on. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
And just as I was about to spark it, he put his signal light...
I was like, "Where we going?" And I look, it was the police station. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I was like, "Where we going?" And I look, it was t...
I was like, "Fuck, it's a trap, it's a trap." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
I was like, "Fuck, it's a trap, it's a trap.&...
I had the PlayStation 4 like a long time ago, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
I had the PlayStation 4 like a long time ago,
So I really depended on it. But I had sold it to take a girl out. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
So I really depended on it. But I had sold it to take a girl...
[audience chuckles] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
[audience chuckles]
She was like, "You wanna watch Netflix?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:20
She was like, "You wanna watch Netflix?"
- Real life, not so much. But on the games… - [audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
- Real life, not so much. But on the games… - [audience laug...
I was whooping him on Mortal Kombat, and he threw my controller. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I was whooping him on Mortal Kombat, and he threw my control...
He's like, "Man, fuck this game. Hit me in real life." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
He's like, "Man, fuck this game. Hit me in real li...
'Cause if he wins the fight, I could just go up to girls like… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:14
'Cause if he wins the fight, I could just go up to girl...
There was one time I got into a fight at a bar - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
There was one time I got into a fight at a bar
He's like, "Ralph, you've gotta slip the jab, bob, weave." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
He's like, "Ralph, you've gotta slip the jab,...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
[audience laughing]
He was like, "L1, square, square, triangle." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:22
He was like, "L1, square, square, triangle."