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When they're trying to earn a fat tip, they'll be so nice to you
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Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

When they're trying to earn a fat tip,they'll be so nice to you, you almost feel like...

When they're trying to earn a fat tip,
they'll be so nice to you, you almost feel like they're trying
to have sex with you a little bit

Full Transcript

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When they're trying to earn a fat tip, they'll be so nice to you,
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you almost feel like they're trying to have sex with you a little bit.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:36
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ralph Barbosa riffs on everything from his street-racing dream woman to his mom's lies about moon rocks in this chill, cheeky stand-up special.
You'll be like, "Yo, can you bring us another round of drinks - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
You'll be like, "Yo, can you bring us another roun...
I'm a sucker for it too. I'll be like, "Yeah, I do all right." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
I'm a sucker for it too. I'll be like, "Yeah,...
With fast food, it's like the more food I order, the madder they get. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
With fast food, it's like the more food I order, the ma...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
[audience laughing]
He had this look on his face - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
He had this look on his face
I took one look at that man, I was like, "He is not horny." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
I took one look at that man, I was like, "He is not hor...
When I was 12 years old, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
When I was 12 years old,
But I was just like, "Man, you-- You know there's, like, basketball… - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
But I was just like, "Man, you-- You know there's,...
She was like, "That stuff costs money, this makes money. You gotta think." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:13
She was like, "That stuff costs money, this makes money...
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
[audience laughing]
I couldn't get motivated to the songs that they work to, man. - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:05
I couldn't get motivated to the songs that they work to...
Old Mexican dudes work their ass off to the most lovey-dovey music - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:07
Old Mexican dudes work their ass off to the most lovey-dovey...
Which is wild 'cause right after work, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
Which is wild 'cause right after work,
I remember one of the guys there, he invited us to a cookout at his house, - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:34
I remember one of the guys there, he invited us to a cookout...
He's like, "No toques el radio. Don't touch the radio." - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:09
He's like, "No toques el radio. Don't touch t...
At the end of the night, did a deep cleaning - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:10
At the end of the night, did a deep cleaning
But I kept looking for things to clean. I wanted to get back in their good graces - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:08
But I kept looking for things to clean. I wanted to get back...
And then the one who screamed at me, he called me over. He was like… [whistles] - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:12
And then the one who screamed at me, he called me over. He w...
He was like, "¿Quiere una cerveza?" - Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga 00:06
He was like, "¿Quiere una cerveza?"