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Ramon

Ramon is a kind person, he tries to do good things, but he is making them much worse. He is looking for that special person and ends up in Bucharest, where troubles are following him.

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Jesús del Cerro

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Ramon(a)

Sonia

Emilian

Gabriela

Teona Stavarachi

Comisar Angela

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Mirel

Ceapa

Lungu

Litra

Iulian Postelnicu

Vlogger

Truck Driver

Cersetor

Andreea Esca

Soundman

Constantin Fleancu

Eduard

Alina

Regizor

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Let me take care of you in my own way
and everything will be alright. - Ramon

Let me take care of you in my own way and everything will be...

We came from Bucharest to film nearby, - Ramon

We came from Bucharest to film nearby,

- Smoking will affect your babies.
- I don't want babies. - Ramon

- Smoking will affect your babies. - I don't want babie...

{\an8}Cut! Great! Moving on to the next scene. - Ramon

{\an8}Cut! Great! Moving on to the next scene.

Alina... Everything is great, - Ramon

Alina... Everything is great,

Imagine that you'll never ever
see this place again. - Ramon

Imagine that you'll never ever see this place again.

I simply look at the bride and groom
and all my troubles go away. - Ramon

I simply look at the bride and groom and all my troubles go ...

His best friend, who was also
his best man, didn't show up. - Ramon

His best friend, who was also his best man, didn't show...

Yes, it's such an honor
to be the best man... - Ramon

Yes, it's such an honor to be the best man...

And if the groom hears
any kind of noise around him, - Ramon

And if the groom hears any kind of noise around him,

You'll say "Yes, I'll love you forever." - Ramon

You'll say "Yes, I'll love you forever."

We'll speed things up.
Here's what we'll do now: - Ramon

We'll speed things up. Here's what we'll do n...

She'll throw the bouquet,
you'll catch it and everyone is happy, - Ramon

She'll throw the bouquet, you'll catch it and ever...

Je t'aime! - Ramon

"Yes, I'll love you forever." - Ramon

"Yes, I'll love you forever."

{\an8}YES, I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER. - Ramon

{\an8}YES, I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER.

Onion, am I drunk or did he just say
that he's getting married? - Ramon

Onion, am I drunk or did he just say that he's getting ...

You can't go to Bucharest,
because it's too dangerous out there. - Ramon

You can't go to Bucharest, because it's too danger...

I can't argue with you there, - Ramon

I can't argue with you there,

But the ones who drink are not lazy,
because they can afford to drink, - Ramon

But the ones who drink are not lazy, because they can afford...

I have no business
with lazy people or drunkards, - Ramon

I have no business with lazy people or drunkards,

Ramon, if your clock is ticking inside, - Ramon

Ramon, if your clock is ticking inside,

Well, Half-pound, I don't know how intense
Ramon's feelings are. - Ramon

Well, Half-pound, I don't know how intense Ramon's...

Do you know how expensive hotel rooms are? - Ramon

Do you know how expensive hotel rooms are?

If it has stars, yes.
If not, then it could be cheaper. - Ramon

If it has stars, yes. If not, then it could be cheaper.

This is a postcard from my cousin - Ramon

This is a postcard from my cousin

And now, I will stay at his place.
I have his address on the back. - Ramon

And now, I will stay at his place. I have his address on the...

Well... I spoke to it, - Ramon

Well... I spoke to it,

Cherchez la femme and In vino veritas. - Ramon

Cherchez la femme and In vino veritas.

OK. So what should I do, Onion? - Ramon

OK. So what should I do, Onion?

{\an8}... famous art, but the star of the show
is the painting called "The wine bottle". - Ramon

{\an8}... famous art, but the star of the show is the painti...

Surrealism is when something can't be. - Ramon

Surrealism is when something can't be.

- Is this wine bottle here?
- It is. - Ramon

- Is this wine bottle here? - It is.

Let's drink for Ramon's wedding, - Ramon

Let's drink for Ramon's wedding,

That's the way!
You'll definitely find a girl now! - Ramon

That's the way! You'll definitely find a girl now!

Hey! - Ramon

Are you high? Get out of here! - Ramon

Are you high? Get out of here!

- Behind the park.
- Behind the park... - Ramon

- Behind the park. - Behind the park...

Auntie Nica had a girl
and that girl had Emilian. - Ramon

Auntie Nica had a girl and that girl had Emilian.

I taught him that,
if he ever cuts his finger, - Ramon

I taught him that, if he ever cuts his finger,

Not sure. He could be a scammer
or he could be who he says he is. - Ramon

Not sure. He could be a scammer or he could be who he says h...

Did you do a church wedding
or was it just at the City Hall? - Ramon

Did you do a church wedding or was it just at the City Hall?

I was thinking that cousin Emilian
wouldn't get married - Ramon

I was thinking that cousin Emilian wouldn't get married

This is for him, - Ramon

This is for him,

...from the pig I raised and cut myself... - Ramon

...from the pig I raised and cut myself...

Hey! Wake up! Wake up, girl! - Ramon

Hey! Wake up! Wake up, girl!

She said you'll invite me
to your wedding when the time comes. - Ramon

She said you'll invite me to your wedding when the time...

I brought wine and pork bacon...
Look, real pork bacon! - Ramon

I brought wine and pork bacon... Look, real pork bacon!

From the pig I sacrificed two weeks ago!
The smell is incredible! See? - Ramon

From the pig I sacrificed two weeks ago! The smell is incred...

Vegan. She doesn't eat living things
or anything that comes from animals. - Ramon

Vegan. She doesn't eat living things or anything that c...

Open your eyes. Open them.
Open those beautiful eyes. - Ramon

Open your eyes. Open them. Open those beautiful eyes.

Yes... Let me kiss it and make it better. - Ramon

Yes... Let me kiss it and make it better.

I take it you met cousin Ramon, - Ramon

I take it you met cousin Ramon,

That's why I came, to ask for her hand.
Then I'll go home and plan the wedding. - Ramon

That's why I came, to ask for her hand. Then I'll ...

I told you that Gabriela is vegan,
she can't stand to hear this. - Ramon

I told you that Gabriela is vegan, she can't stand to h...

You used to eat the pig's ear...
you used to cut it off yourself... - Ramon

You used to eat the pig's ear... you used to cut it off...

If she doesn't want cabbage rolls
at the wedding, - Ramon

If she doesn't want cabbage rolls at the wedding,

I don't have the slightest idea - Ramon

I don't have the slightest idea

I don't want to ask, - Ramon

I don't want to ask,

Don't worry,
I'll pay for your ticket back, - Ramon

Don't worry, I'll pay for your ticket back,

Cousin, - Ramon

What I am saying - Ramon

What I am saying

And what I'm saying is that
now we'll go to the train station, - Ramon

And what I'm saying is that now we'll go to the tr...

Maybe it seems unnatural to you, - Ramon

Maybe it seems unnatural to you,

Who looked like he would grow up
to become a normal guy... - Ramon

Who looked like he would grow up to become a normal guy...

But, obviously, something happened
somewhere along the way... - Ramon

But, obviously, something happened somewhere along the way.....

- I came here to get married.
- You're getting married? - Ramon

- I came here to get married. - You're getting married?

What should I do? - Ramon

What should I do?

Sir, I know that Bucharest is a big place - Ramon

Sir, I know that Bucharest is a big place

But, do you know this girl?
Her name is Ana and I want to marry her. - Ramon

But, do you know this girl? Her name is Ana and I want to ma...

Well, I know her father, we're friends...
he lives right next to me. - Ramon

Well, I know her father, we're friends... he lives righ...

Of course I do.
I have the largest vineyard back home. - Ramon

Of course I do. I have the largest vineyard back home.

I have pigs, a cow... as big as that car. - Ramon

I have pigs, a cow... as big as that car.

Well, then what can I say?
Ana's a lucky girl. - Ramon

Well, then what can I say? Ana's a lucky girl.

- Right?
- What? No, they don't! - Ramon

- Right? - What? No, they don't!

We met in my vineyard
at Struguracu de Sus, where I am from. - Ramon

We met in my vineyard at Struguracu de Sus, where I am from.

And now I want to ask for her hand,
because her father wasn't there with us. - Ramon

And now I want to ask for her hand, because her father wasn&...

Half-pound, Long and Onion,
and we share everything. Everything! - Ramon

Half-pound, Long and Onion, and we share everything. Everyth...

This is a public space - Ramon

This is a public space

- Place of residence, Struguracu...
- De sus. - Ramon

- Place of residence, Struguracu... - De sus.

We have one ID, - Ramon

We have one ID,

"Yes, I'll love you forever." - Ramon

"Yes, I'll love you forever."

You want us to believe
that this is the girl you want to marry? - Ramon

You want us to believe that this is the girl you want to mar...

And because the guys like me
and that is the right thing to do, - Ramon

And because the guys like me and that is the right thing to ...

Unlike you, I didn't go to Hollywood - Ramon

Unlike you, I didn't go to Hollywood

Well, why not? He's nice.
You'd make a good match. - Ramon

Well, why not? He's nice. You'd make a good match.

You are aware
that he's not a functioning adult. - Ramon

You are aware that he's not a functioning adult.

If he turns out to be in his right mind, - Ramon

If he turns out to be in his right mind,

If it turns out
that he's not in his right mind, - Ramon

If it turns out that he's not in his right mind,

You'll sleeping at my place tonight.
Tomorrow, I'll get you to the station - Ramon

You'll sleeping at my place tonight. Tomorrow, I'l...

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Ramon is a kind person, he tries to do good things, but he is making them much worse. He is looking for that special person and ends up in Bucharest, where troubles are following him.

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Director: Jesús del Cerro

Writer: Anghel Damian, Jesús del Cerro

Production: N/A

Genre: action, comedy

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.8

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 03 Feb 2023

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